Score.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 08/04/2018 at 21:49 • Filed to: Casa de Zoidberg

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This crazy table once sold new for $3,000. Picked up it today for a cool $100. It’s 4' x 4' with 3/4" thick glass tabletop with beveled edges. The glass alone weighs 158 lbs o_O ...

My wife interesting taste. It pairs nicely with my unfinished couch and doggo. And it was nice to see her really excited about something. Like a 200-something pound coffee table.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/04/2018 at 21:52

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Funny looking chandelier. 

MM54 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/04/2018 at 21:53

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This is a really good table

fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/04/2018 at 21:55

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I have an urge to sit on that white sofa with big filled glass of fruit punch.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/04/2018 at 21:57

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Very cool find! Score!

AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/04/2018 at 21:59

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3/4" you say? Well... Now you've got a good place to hide under for the next big earthquake 

ranwhenparked > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/04/2018 at 22:02

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Glass topped tables are the way to go, no worrying about coasters or burns from hot plates. 

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/04/2018 at 22:05

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Who made  this ridiculously expensive table?

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/04/2018 at 22:06

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That rug really ties the room together

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 08/04/2018 at 22:08

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I forgot the name. It’s the “ you’ll pay for this shit just so you can say so” type brand. The husband tried to talk her out of it but to no avail. One man’s trash...

vicali > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/04/2018 at 22:12

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So now she likes the long bed when it carries stuff like that?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > vicali 08/04/2018 at 22:17

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The seller delivered it to me and helped me get it in. He was so happy to have it gone.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/04/2018 at 22:19

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Our furniture was really expensive, but nowhere near that level. I’m ghetto, I’d just buy IKEA because I’m a pro with the allen wrench and their stuff lasts at least a decade for me (some of it will probably last the rest of my life), so I can’t justify paying more than what they’re asking for the solid wood stuff they sell (it’s not cheap, but it’s cheap for the quality). Everything I’ve given away that was from them still had plenty of life left...

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > ranwhenparked 08/04/2018 at 22:26

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Depending on the quality, they can scratch and I don’t know how you remove scratches from a big sheet of  glass .

Then again, so can my ridiculously expensive custom table because it’s made out of a soft wood. My wife worries about stuff we put on it but I don’t think she realizes that a kid will probably best the hell out of it. I can just envision the teeth marks on the corners from a toddler now...

ranwhenparked > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 08/04/2018 at 22:47

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You can use metal cleaner, but results will vary, depending on thickness of the scratch and if there’s some sort of film or finish on the glass. 

Longtime Lurker > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 08/04/2018 at 23:24

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chandefloor

Longtime Lurker > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/04/2018 at 23:25

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Nice.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/04/2018 at 23:59

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Ooooo. Lot s of hard, pointy corners which are perfect for splitting skulls! Both of our kids had bad run-ins with the coffee table when they were little. Fortunately, it was made of wood and had rounded edges. It was the snow globe on top of the dresser that sent my daughter to the hospital for stitches. She decided she wanted it, but didn’t realize that it was too heavy to handle. Boop on the forehead went the pretty snow globe!

SHARPSPEED > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/05/2018 at 00:00

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Perfect for chokeslamming an intruder into during a dramatic fight.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheRealBicycleBuck 08/05/2018 at 00:11

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Now I like this table even more

His Stigness > TheRealBicycleBuck 08/05/2018 at 00:27

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My brother ran into the corner of the wall and split his head open. Sometimes you can’t stop kids from being dumb. 

TheRealBicycleBuck > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/05/2018 at 06:48

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You are a bad crab.