Hi, my name is Bro Brogan, and I drive a Subroru Brosstrek

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein) 08/02/2018 at 19:43 • Filed to: Interesting cars at work

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This apparently-recently-transplanted-from-Oregon gentleman had some kind of spider web tattoo on his elbow. The all-terrain tires are perfect for maximizing fuel efficiency while crawling through DC traffic.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Textured Soy Protein 08/02/2018 at 19:51

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Wh y so salty?

AestheticsInMotion > Textured Soy Protein 08/02/2018 at 19:52

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Nope, sorry. Lifted big wheel crosstrek is pure awesome 

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Textured Soy Protein 08/02/2018 at 19:55

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That’s actually pretty awesome! Also, thats like 3 miles from my house! Haha

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Textured Soy Protein 08/02/2018 at 19:57

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Bro, it’s legit

SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > Textured Soy Protein 08/02/2018 at 19:59

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I’ve met Brogan Bambrogan at a party and can confirm he does not drive a crosstrek

Textured Soy Protein > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/02/2018 at 20:07

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You’re mistaking my extra-dry sarcasm for saltiness.

My lowered-on-rubber-band tires , stick shift, hopped up with an extra 100  or so hp 335xi is a much worse vehicle for DC traffic than this upstanding former PNW resident.

bigBADbenny > Textured Soy Protein 08/02/2018 at 20:15

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I see Methods, any excuse will do :P

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Textured Soy Protein 08/02/2018 at 20:24

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Ugh, the sad part is the $20 to 95 on the express lanes is totally worth it

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Textured Soy Protein 08/02/2018 at 20:32

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That is probably terrible to drive above 50 mph but since this is DC that will never happen.

sony1492 > Textured Soy Protein 08/02/2018 at 20:33

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If it had a cvt than efficiency is still there(because it’s terrible at everything else)

Textured Soy Protein > jvirgs drives a Subaru 08/02/2018 at 20:39

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In the morning on my way to work on 495 South the sign for the toll to take 66 from the beltway to  DC sometimes tops 40 bucks.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Textured Soy Protein 08/02/2018 at 20:45

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I’ve heard the prices for 66 inside the beltway are absolutely crazy. Luckily the only time I take them is for work when I head up to Fairfax. Usually runs me about $40-$50 round trip (95 entrance to 495 to 66 and back ) but work pays for it . Although in June, I couldn’t get a hotel for one of the nights I needed to be up there, so I drove to my p arents’ house in Stafford instead of driving all the way back to Richmond..... . t he two round trips I took totaled $155.

fintail > Textured Soy Protein 08/02/2018 at 21:28

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Someone moved FROM the PNW?  Whoa

Textured Soy Protein > jvirgs drives a Subaru 08/02/2018 at 22:01

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Usually it's at least 20 bucks. Every once in a while on light days it'll be 10 bucks. I think one time it was $9.65 or something on the day after a holiday.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/02/2018 at 23:17

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I am surprised it can go faster than 50mph and with that anemic engine. At least feels that way.

Under_Score > Textured Soy Protein 08/02/2018 at 23:19

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A 35 MPH interstate without traffic. OOF.

Atlanta tries to have Interstates with speed limits of like 55, but you bet when I slow down to 70 to be decent, everyone is still flying past me.

Textured Soy Protein > Under_Score 08/02/2018 at 23:29

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That’s not an interstate .