I regret todays lunch

"bob and john" (bobandjohn) 08/02/2018 at 13:51 • Filed to: None

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I havent eaten in 2 days...so I went to lunch and grabbed some sushi. Some salmon rolls and some cali rolls.

and some tuna. (which i havent tried yet) and squid (also never tried)


and taco bell...

oh man

I am going to regret this.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > bob and john 08/02/2018 at 14:01

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Time for a preemptive strike

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > bob and john 08/02/2018 at 14:03

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Well, sure, there’s no way your gut microbes will have retreated to the point that things like oils and proteins won’t have anything to break them down fast enough, and there’s no way the rice and other things will shoot straight through your stomach to the empty small intestine and let starch-loving microbes pressurize the shit-shower from the oils and unfamiliar proteins, and it’s also not true that any extra bacteria in the food will find a new happy home, and...

No, wait, all of those things will be happening. RIP your digestive system.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > bob and john 08/02/2018 at 14:06

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I havent eaten in 2 days

Does not compute

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > bob and john 08/02/2018 at 14:12

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I usually start with yogart and fruit after a dry spell like that. Taco bell is sure to make you run for the border. I hope you don’t have a long commute home.

Longtime Lurker > bob and john 08/02/2018 at 14:28

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Please take better care of yourself. These kind of eating habits are not healthy.

bob and john > Longtime Lurker 08/02/2018 at 14:34

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yea. I’ve had a rough couple of weeks between work, school, life. I didnt even realize I didnt eat yesterday until I got to work this morning and went: why am I so hungry did I eat...ophhhhhh no I didnt

404 - User No Longer Available > bob and john 08/02/2018 at 14:47

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Just don’t get sketchy sushi and you’re fine. I just went to AYCE sushi a day ago and didn’t have any issues.

bob and john > 404 - User No Longer Available 08/02/2018 at 14:48

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it wa sushi from Square 1 mall.

I’m guessing not the worst

The Dummy Gummy > bob and john 08/02/2018 at 15:08

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Fire in the hole.

bob and john > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/02/2018 at 15:24

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I do. 42km. but Im leaving at 8pm. so traffic will be dead

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > bob and john 08/02/2018 at 15:35

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I’ve dropped trow along the highway before, not a pleasant experience.

Spaceball-Two > bob and john 08/02/2018 at 16:06

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Well the good news is if you didnt have a tape worm before, you probably do now

bob and john > Spaceball-Two 08/02/2018 at 16:30

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you know, other then 2 MASSIVE farts that made my leave my desk, grab a fabreeze and bomb my chair, I havent felt a thing so far. 

bob and john > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 08/02/2018 at 16:44

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so far, so good. 2 fuck-off deadly farts. but nothing more

Frank Grimes > bob and john 08/02/2018 at 17:35

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Doesn’t spicy food kill bacteria and parasites? That would be my guess.

nermal > bob and john 08/02/2018 at 17:41

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The Compromiser > bob and john 08/02/2018 at 21:08

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Do you like the tuna here?

pip bip - choose Corrour > bob and john 08/03/2018 at 07:45

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Taco Bell, there’s your problem (so i hear)