Slurpees are boneless popsicles

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout) 07/28/2018 at 23:30 • Filed to: None

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goodnight :)

DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/28/2018 at 23:33

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Ceiling fans are just domesticated helicopters. 

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever 07/28/2018 at 23:34

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*eyes wide open*....fuck

PanchoVilleneuve ST > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/28/2018 at 23:41

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Cheesecake is pie that's ashamed of its crust.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/28/2018 at 23:48

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Popsicles are just slurpees sporting a hard-on

My bird IS the word > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/28/2018 at 23:53

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Ice pops are boneless popsicles, not slurpees.

fhrblig > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/28/2018 at 23:56

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No, slurpees are popsicle smoothies.

TheHondaBro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/29/2018 at 00:08

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Dr Pepper isn't even a real doctor. 

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > TheHondaBro 07/29/2018 at 00:13

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Then who’ve I been seeing for my checkups??

Holy shit.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/29/2018 at 00:14

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Boneless.... they’re supposed to have bones?

I don’t know what kind of popsicles you’re having there buddy

PS9 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/29/2018 at 00:17

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Crossovers are just larger sports cars. 

DipodomysDeserti > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/29/2018 at 00:29

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Otterpops: the dildo of popsicles

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/29/2018 at 00:39

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Yummm slurries......

AestheticsInMotion > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/29/2018 at 00:40

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unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/29/2018 at 02:09

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Tires are  boneless wheels

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > AestheticsInMotion 07/29/2018 at 08:10

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*googles how to delete someones post*

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 07/29/2018 at 08:10

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Boneless popsicles

AestheticsInMotion > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/29/2018 at 16:12

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You've already seen it. You'll never be the same