![]() 07/26/2018 at 13:38 • Filed to: Hexagon | ![]() | ![]() |
Volume Of Spoken Cues
Volume Of Spoken Cues
![]() 07/26/2018 at 13:56 |
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Pretty sure that’s Uranus, bro
![]() 07/26/2018 at 13:57 |
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hexagons
![]() 07/26/2018 at 13:58 |
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Why would you buy this when the ModelX is on sale?
![]() 07/26/2018 at 14:00 |
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hexagons
![]() 07/26/2018 at 14:07 |
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A euro model with the speedometer in MPH?
I think Doug was lied to
![]() 07/26/2018 at 14:09 |
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Build quality bruh.
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Here is my bad profiling take on
Uranus
Urhexagon:
https://oppositelock.kinja.com/i-figured-out-my-issue-with-the-urus-1822245549
![]() 07/26/2018 at 14:20 |
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More like Model heX, amirite?
![]() 07/26/2018 at 14:21 |
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What an age we live in where we seek out an Italian SUV over an American because it has better build quality. I can’t wait for America to be great again.
![]() 07/26/2018 at 14:22 |
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It's funny to see all the VW/Audi parts. So far I see my Golf door handles. I like the Audi hood release. Still more to see.
![]() 07/26/2018 at 14:25 |
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In the case of the Urus, Germans pressed Italians into actually doing their job .
Woah, time is a flat circle.
![]() 07/26/2018 at 14:39 |
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Lol exactly. I am very disappointed in the Urus. It should be bat crap crazy with price being a secondary thought. It shouldn’t be a tarted up Touareg with the same 4L TT v8 everyone else is doing. It should be closer to what the Cullman is. Designed to be the very best for it’s intended purpose on a bespoke(ish) platform. Not designed by a German who studied Italian design.
![]() 07/26/2018 at 14:44 |
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You can change the speedo but this car didn’t have side markers so it’s an euro model.
![]() 07/26/2018 at 14:50 |
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Wow, that thing is hideous.
![]() 07/26/2018 at 14:59 |
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I never really minded the VW Parts Bin mentality because it usually meant the lowest cars got nice stuff. Whereas with the Big 3, it usually meant their nicest stuff got the crappiest switchgear, like 30 years of low-res green LED head units.
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Oh I'm fine with it, but that's because I have a Golf. And that's why I find it funny. The interior of my cars is as nice, and sometimes nicer than expensive Audi's. I'm always disappointed when I get into a new Audi and it doesn't feel more expensive than my Golf. But they're still nice cars.
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![]() 07/26/2018 at 15:08 |
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Please tweet that at him lollllllllllll
![]() 07/26/2018 at 15:09 |
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As the saying goes, better to have a modest house in a nice neighborhood...
/still drive a 2001 Passat
![]() 07/26/2018 at 15:10 |
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I know people hate this meme, but I kind of love it. Especially this one.
![]() 07/26/2018 at 15:12 |
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I can just see the eventual buyers of these in my area. There will be some Model X overlap.
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The se hexago ns can fit so many bad boys in it* FTFY
![]() 07/26/2018 at 15:22 |
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Doug the type of guy to not know the difference between hexagons and octagons.
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190 mph? ‘Recharge’ in < 5 minutes? Lambo ?
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That hitch extension needs to be GIF’d. It’s dirty.
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![]() 07/26/2018 at 16:10 |
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2001 Passat, aka 2000's Audi A4.
![]() 07/26/2018 at 16:17 |
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Yep...even the Haynes manual covers both cars at once. Virtually the only differences are body panels and interior trim, and even then a lot of it is the same behind the façade. Except mine was almost $10k less (new) than a comparable A4 Avant, plus 30% bigger inside.
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NSFW
![]() 07/26/2018 at 16:53 |
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Whoa it’s bigger inside? That’s crazy.
But yes, underneath all of the parts they have the VW and Audi logo.
![]() 07/26/2018 at 17:20 |
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“many”, not “much”.
![]() 07/26/2018 at 17:26 |
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I will make sure I pass it along to the random dude on the internet who created this.
![]() 07/26/2018 at 17:51 |
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Yeah, the B5 Audi A4 was notoriously small inside. They’ve stretched it a lot over the years.
![]() 07/26/2018 at 17:59 |
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So they took a B5 Passat and then left it in the sun too long?
![]() 07/26/2018 at 21:14 |
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Yep. Put it in the dryer on high heat.