"The way I see it, if you're gonna be a Drumpf supporter in DC, why not do it with some style?" UPDATE: It's on Turo

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07/26/2018 at 16:31 • Filed to: Interesting Cars At Work

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This AMG GT S that was parked in a not-reserved space in the garage at work today. I saw it from the front and thought it was the usual tacky “luxury rally” car nonsense. Then I walked around back to take another picture and saw #MAKERALLIESGREATAGAIN on the back bumper.

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I briefly wondered if maybe the hashtag was taking the piss out of the original version of that slogan, but...

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UPDATE: I posted this on facebook and my brother suggested sticking turds in the air intake, while a friend mentioned that you can rent this very car !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! for the low low price of only $325 per day. The description states:

This Mercedes AMG GT-S is a smoking accepted (Tobacco OK, Vape OK, Weed not OK) Exotic Car! Car will smell like Smoke. Do not book if Smoke Smell not ok. Animals OK (but please clean up after them).

My brother lives in the city, doesn’t own a car, and uses Car2Go when he needs a car. Maybe he should pick up a legal weed vape to blow phat clouds into this car.


DISCUSSION (37)


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Textured Soy Protein
07/26/2018 at 12:04

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If the rich, trashy part of Instagram was a car, this would be it.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Textured Soy Protein
07/26/2018 at 12:04

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Kinja'd!!! fintail > Textured Soy Protein
07/26/2018 at 12:05

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That poor thing, put it out of its misery. It’d be interesting to see the source of funds behind this.

Base model no distronic.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Textured Soy Protein
07/26/2018 at 12:05

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showing your political views on a car is basically just an invite to get your car keyed.

I’m not saying it’s right, but it is was it is.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > For Sweden
07/26/2018 at 12:08

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would of been better if this was the pic used

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Kinja'd!!! Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > Wacko
07/26/2018 at 12:10

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Truth. Or any affiliation.

I bought a Gallente faction sticker back when that was a thing for me, but then hesitated to put it on my car for fear of getting ganked.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > fintail
07/26/2018 at 12:14

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Sponsored b y National Crime Scene Cleanup, of course.

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Kinja'd!!! Milky > Textured Soy Protein
07/26/2018 at 12:15

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Rich person would rather keep their money to spend on rallies then pay taxes.  I am not surprised.  


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Wacko
07/26/2018 at 12:17

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Virginia has many, many special plate options. Usually the conservative ones are yellow.

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Kinja'd!!! RacingShark > Textured Soy Protein
07/26/2018 at 12:21

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yeah, I thought about that snake one a long time ago. Kinda looks cool.

Then you do some history research on it, and.. yeah, nevermind.

I wonder how many people have those as a political statement vs just liked the cool snake.

I knew a guy who had a ‘don’ t tread on me’ flag for a long long time. I don’t think he has it anymore. Seems like the original meaning has been taken over. Maybe I’m wrong.


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Textured Soy Protein
07/26/2018 at 12:25

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on our road trip to NC id say 1 out of ever 4 virgina plates i saw were the dont tread on me design. 


Kinja'd!!! fintail > Textured Soy Protein
07/26/2018 at 12:29

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They are probably quite busy in the DC area this past year. Also Capital View GC, whatever that is.

This reeks of parental largesse and affluenza.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > RacingShark
07/26/2018 at 12:45

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The Gadsden flag was coopted by the Tea Party back when they were popular. I’m quite confident most people with Virginia Gadsden flag plates are choosing it for political reasons. 


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
07/26/2018 at 12:48

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I see them very rarely on my side of the river in Maryland or in DC itself. My office is in Tyson’s Corner VA where there are plenty of people commuting from the farther-out Virginia suburbs/exurbs and I see a few of them in the garage at work or out on the road. Nothing approaching 1 in 4 though. 


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > fintail
07/26/2018 at 13:00

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My office building is also home to a large corporate IT vendor in which there are many sales guys who are exactly like how you would expect large corporate IT sales guys to be. This company doesn’t own the reserved spaces where t he Ferraris with Montana plates double park, but I wouldn’t be surprised if this car belonged to someone who works at said IT vendor. 


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Wacko
07/26/2018 at 13:11

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Also sports teams.  I had the fan of a rival team carve that team’s name in my hood.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Textured Soy Protein
07/26/2018 at 13:12

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I’d try to take it back, because that plate looks fantastic


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Textured Soy Protein
07/26/2018 at 13:14

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im probably exaggerating but i feel like i saw more than regular virginia plates


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > For Sweden
07/26/2018 at 13:22

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if it’s a Maple Leafs Logo then it’s accepted.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > Textured Soy Protein
07/26/2018 at 13:30

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Salesbro, definitely could explain it.  Shouty and no self-awareness.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
07/26/2018 at 13:33

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I wouldn’t be surprised. When I lived in Wisconsin, as soon as we got outside of Madison or Milwaukee, it was Trump signs everywhere. The Virginia side of the DC suburbs is thoroughly blue, and places like Richmond or Norfolk/VA Beach/Hampton/etc are kinda purple, but the rest of the state is red. So if you have folks from southern VA heading down to NC, they’re probably not hippies like me. 


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > fintail
07/26/2018 at 13:40

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I’d go with regional VP who rules through a combination of intimidation , threats, moral support, and a pervasive workplace culture of desperation.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Textured Soy Protein
07/26/2018 at 15:45

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Did you get the VIN? I will disable it remotely... Muahahaha!


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > fintail
07/26/2018 at 15:49

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Why do you need distronic when you're faster than everyone else? 


Kinja'd!!! fintail > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
07/26/2018 at 16:08

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Funny thing , given inflating MSRPs on so many cars, these almost seem like a good value .


Kinja'd!!! haveacarortwoorthree2 > RacingShark
07/26/2018 at 16:23

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The “don’t tread on me, ” or Gadsen, flag dates back to the American Revolution. What meaning do you think has taken it over? (Serious question as I honestly have no idea).


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07/26/2018 at 16:28

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I posted it on facebook and m y brother suggested inserting turds in its various exterior orifices. It had left the garage by the time I went to lunch.


Kinja'd!!! benjrblant > Textured Soy Protein
07/26/2018 at 16:40

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This Mercedes AMG GT-S is a smoking accepted (Tobacco OK, Vape OK, Weed not OK) Exotic Car!

Aw. Stinky AMG GT-S = not cool.


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Textured Soy Protein
07/26/2018 at 16:40

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I went to the owner’s profile from your Turo link. I dunno what to make of that “description” LOL

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Kinja'd!!! The Ghost of Oppo > haveacarortwoorthree2
07/26/2018 at 16:50

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The Gadsen flag has definitely become strongly associated with right of the aisle/conservative views, and more so groups like 3%ers.


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07/26/2018 at 16:54

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Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Wacko
07/26/2018 at 16:55

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Thankfully it seems people are too dumb to know what a trans flag is and what the Human Rights Campaign looks like.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Textured Soy Protein
07/26/2018 at 16:58

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Also smells like: Johnny Walker Red

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Kinja'd!!! haveacarortwoorthree2 > The Ghost of Oppo
07/26/2018 at 17:20

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Right of the aisle/conservative views I definitely see. I didn’t even know what 3%ers were, but google told me. I hate it when jackasses co-opt stuff like the Gadsen flag.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Textured Soy Protein
07/26/2018 at 19:17

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But it’s not the car’s fault it’s owner is a dbag 


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07/26/2018 at 21:46

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I’m also not generally inclined to carry my own feces from the bathroom near my office on the 6th floor down to P2 a.k.a. the -2nd floor.


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08/18/2018 at 21:02

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