How to rank your children

"Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury) 07/26/2018 at 08:40 • Filed to: None

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Found in a house on private Collins Island in Newport Beach :

Will #2 have lower therapy bills than #3?

Nibby > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 07/26/2018 at 08:47

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pee is stored in the balls

Wacko > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 07/26/2018 at 08:49

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not my pic...

Chariotoflove > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 07/26/2018 at 08:56

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I only have one. What kind of therapy costs would I have suffered if I had  labeled her #2?

Ash78, voting early and often > Wacko 07/26/2018 at 08:58

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I see that t-shirt setup about once a month, basically every major public event. Funny but weird, and totally played out.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Chariotoflove 07/26/2018 at 08:59

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Just tell her that it’s nothing personal, that your inner child is #1. No, wait, I don’t think that helps the situation any...

Nom De Plume > Nibby 07/26/2018 at 09:14

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Boys are messy.  They wipe sideways.

Nibby > Nom De Plume 07/26/2018 at 09:16

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Nom De Plume > Chariotoflove 07/26/2018 at 09:19

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I do not watch tv shows. For some reason the #2 part reminded me of the pilot for “Better Call Saul”.  Don’t ask how don’t watch tv resulted in watching this.

Chariotoflove > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 07/26/2018 at 09:30

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In fact, I think she would appreciate that joke. 

Chariotoflove > Nom De Plume 07/26/2018 at 09:32

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Well, if you’re not educated enough to be aware of what’s out there, I suppose you are vulnerable to whatever you do encounter. 

Nom De Plume > Chariotoflove 07/26/2018 at 09:56

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Sharp! Pop culture is taught at institutions of higher learning these days among other useful ends one can assort them self towards.

Chariotoflove > Nom De Plume 07/26/2018 at 10:08

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I think I would enroll in memes 101 so I could avoid tv altogether and still not look like a clueless hermit at parties. 

Nom De Plume > Chariotoflove 07/26/2018 at 10:20

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I dunno, once kids enter the equation. A t the only parties you get off to a voiding other people while still getting credit for attendance is an art form. You can’t underestimate not needing to drink or BS  your way through those years.  

Textured Soy Protein > Wacko 07/26/2018 at 10:50

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Wacko > Textured Soy Protein 07/26/2018 at 11:06

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that was the pic i was looking for, but forgot the name