Oh good god I am old. 

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07/22/2018 at 19:03 • Filed to: Birthday, old

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Turned 39 as of midnight last night . I am almost plunging into my mid life crisis. I am going to marry a younger man and get a convertible . What convertible should I get?

Pretty pic of my current car for your troubles.

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DISCUSSION (38)


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > average user
07/22/2018 at 19:12

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A white E350 vert with a red leather interior


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > average user
07/22/2018 at 19:13

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thats quite a car. 


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/22/2018 at 19:16

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oh god. SO Midlife....


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
07/22/2018 at 19:17

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Comes complete with a lifetime supply of white new balances 


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/22/2018 at 19:18

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I’d spring for the luxury pack and get the lifetime supply of white  socks and sandals


Kinja'd!!! average user > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/22/2018 at 19:18

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I should have read it more carefully before I starr ed you: I thought you said E30.


Kinja'd!!! average user > Spanfeller is a twat
07/22/2018 at 19:19

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Thank you. 


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > average user
07/22/2018 at 19:20

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Also, no front plate. lucky!

The facelifted one too! I sort of hate Audi for not selling it with a stick in Mexico :/ 


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > average user
07/22/2018 at 19:21

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I want a drop top 6 series to cruise around Greenville in. 


Kinja'd!!! Discerning > average user
07/22/2018 at 19:23

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How much are you looking to spend and what sort of experience do you want?

If you can spend a little and want sporty, then there isn’t much out there that does it better than the boxster.

Want speed and comfort? I would say a used 650i or M6 convertible. You may even be able to find a 6 in a manual, I think.


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > Spanfeller is a twat
07/22/2018 at 19:25

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I lived in Texas for 3 years, they don’t enforce the front plate law. Drove the M3 around sans front plates. 


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > average user
07/22/2018 at 19:28

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I turn 40 this year. I bought the farm... or *A* farm, as the case may be... and I spent ridiculous amoun t s of money on a 4.2L turbo-charged beast...

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Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > average user
07/22/2018 at 19:31

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no contest.... sides you wanna get one before the prices get insane

also congrats :) wishing you both a happy life together


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > Discerning
07/22/2018 at 19:32

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I believe you can.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > average user
07/22/2018 at 19:34

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Get a Viper!


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > average user
07/22/2018 at 19:42

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One of these

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Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > average user
07/22/2018 at 19:43

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My dad bought a BRZ to kick off his midlife crisis. I recommend the Fiat 124 Abarth or Porsche Boxter.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
07/22/2018 at 19:44

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I parked next to one today. I should’ve gotten a pic because it made my car look huge. 


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > average user
07/22/2018 at 19:45

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39? Happy birthday and all but you probably aren’t old enough for a midlife crisis if you are doing it right.

My next birthday number will have a 5 in front of it for the first time...and I still haven’t had time (or inclination) for a crisis. But I expect to live a long time so maybe it'll happen...

As for a convertible...

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Kinja'd!!! random001 > average user
07/22/2018 at 19:50

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Young bastard....


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > average user
07/22/2018 at 20:18

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I fully admit my last automotive purchase was largely midlifecrisis motivated... and I have absolutely no regrets.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > average user
07/22/2018 at 20:19

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Oh no, that’s not mid life enough


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > average user
07/22/2018 at 20:27

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It’s not a mid-life crisis unless the man is younger than 25


Kinja'd!!! MiniGTI - now with XJ6 > average user
07/22/2018 at 20:32

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The XJ6 was our midlife “ things are actually pretty good” purchase. A fter not going broke getting our miracle newborn son out of the NICU without going broke and just before turning 40.

Think back to what you thought was a cool car when you were 10.


Kinja'd!!! Dogsatemypants > average user
07/22/2018 at 21:19

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Dons nomex. Sc430 o r murano crosscabriolet. Fight me.


Kinja'd!!! Dogsatemypants > Dogsatemypants
07/22/2018 at 21:21

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Really tho.... An 80's panzer sl roadster. I love the simple lines, classy and classic.


Kinja'd!!! average user > For Sweden
07/22/2018 at 22:02

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I should have corrected that. I already have a younger man. He is 27. Not trading him in for the time being. 


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > average user
07/22/2018 at 22:14

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I hope you’re using high-mileage motor oil


Kinja'd!!! average user > For Sweden
07/22/2018 at 22:20

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LMAO


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > average user
07/23/2018 at 06:46

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A3 cabrio?


Kinja'd!!! Milky > average user
07/23/2018 at 09:42

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Obvious answer.  HBD!

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Kinja'd!!! average user > Spanfeller is a twat
07/23/2018 at 10:23

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They don’t sell it anywhere with a stick. the S3 is DSG only i think.

Also, Florida. no front plates.


Kinja'd!!! average user > Milky
07/23/2018 at 10:24

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i dunno. Design-wise, i think i prefer the hardtop TT. But it is interesting.


Kinja'd!!! average user > pip bip - choose Corrour
07/23/2018 at 10:25

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Hell no. And they dont sell S3 soft tops in America.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > average user
07/23/2018 at 10:42

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Final offer.

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Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > average user
07/23/2018 at 11:28

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I don’t have the time to reaserch it without emptying my roaming allowance... so I can’t check it. I’m probably thinking of an older model 


Kinja'd!!! average user > Milky
07/23/2018 at 14:22

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Sold!!! I think the S5 looks better than either the 4 or the E class. 


Kinja'd!!! BayAreaMiataBoi > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
07/24/2018 at 00:30

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Rode in the back of one of these with another teenager, hanging onto the roll bar for dear life.
Best fun sliding around corners until I could hoon corners myself!