The mother has herself a new guy friend

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 07/22/2018 at 11:58 • Filed to: None

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He DDs a pink Spark. Ugh. On the other hand, his work truck is a diesel 9th gen F-350 with a full custom bed so I guess they cancel each other out?

( He’s a widower so I’m assuming t he Spark belonged to his late wife and he just held onto it.)

Ash78, voting early and often > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/22/2018 at 12:04

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So he splits his time between the pink and the stink?

To quote Pete Holmes, do you ever offend yourself with something you say?

gin-san - shitpost specialist > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/22/2018 at 12:07

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The weirdest thing about the Spark is how large the headlights are; it’s like the vehicular equivalent of an anime character with those massive eyes.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Ash78, voting early and often 07/22/2018 at 12:07

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You monster.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > gin-san - shitpost specialist 07/22/2018 at 12:08

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Yeah. The current model is a marked improvement.

dogisbadob > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/22/2018 at 12:18

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cool car

supposedly 40% of KDM Sparks are pink. The new Spark has a different shade of pink, more like a creamsicle rather than the Mary Kay Pink of your car.

It is an awesome color. Stop that hate. The Spark and Sonic are made in some cool colors. Much better than boring-ass silver

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > dogisbadob 07/22/2018 at 12:21

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It's an automatic.

MrDakka > dogisbadob 07/22/2018 at 12:22

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Meh, that’s a boring color of pink. Should be an eye searingly neon pink. In fact all cars should only come in bright day glo neon colors.

You know for safety, easier to see and whatnot

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/22/2018 at 12:24

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I have a weird weakness for the odd color Sparks and Mirages. I don’t think I’d buy one, but I’m glad they exist.

I test drove both of them and the Spark wins by far, even though that generation’s interior is painfully cheap.

diplodicus forgot his password > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/22/2018 at 12:37

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That pink really triggers my colorblindness, cause if you hadn't said that car was pink I'd say it's grey.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > diplodicus forgot his password 07/22/2018 at 12:38

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Tis a pale pink.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/22/2018 at 12:56

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Same color as the one I saw get clobbered at a stoplight.

dogisbadob > MrDakka 07/22/2018 at 14:14

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Yeah, but it’s still better than silver :o)

Here is the new shade

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/22/2018 at 15:51

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He got a GREAT deal on it...