One down, one to go

"ImmoralMinority" (araimondo)
07/20/2018 at 15:26 • Filed to: None

My first offeree has accepted the position. Hispanic woman, bilingual (born in Mexico, came here as a small.child), with adult children. Went back to school later in life, and has a resume that shows her clawing her way up the chain. This is exactly what I look for. To celebrate, I came home to have lunch with Toby and play with his 19 squeaker toy.

The funny part is that my detractors always call me a bigot and an immigrant-hating monster. My next offer will be in about half an hour to a 68 year old man who left the job to help his son with medical problems (he showed me a news article about his son’s experimental surgery at his interview) and wants to get back in. I think nobody takes him seriously due to his age, and their mistake is going to be to my benefit. My old firm offered him a part time job covering for vacationing partners, but I am going to offer him a full time job kicking ass.

We will see. In the meantime, all the articles (car events excepted) that mention me will call me a racist asshole. FAKE NEWZ!

DISCUSSION (13)

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > ImmoralMinority
07/20/2018 at 15:52

You didn’t offer Toby the job? I guess his squeaky toy demands was too expensive.

razorbeamteam > ImmoralMinority
07/20/2018 at 16:03

Kinja'd!!!

bob and john > ImmoralMinority
07/20/2018 at 16:06

I’ve seen a couple of them. one of them even mentioned the sunchaser. I laughed. but they were right in calling the car immaculate

Future next gen S2000 owner > My X-type is too a real Jaguar
07/20/2018 at 16:07

I imagine it went something like this.

ImmoralMinority: I can offer you three new squeaky toys a day.

Toby: Lol. No.

ImmoralMinority: How many squeaky toys would it take for you to consider a position here?

Toby: All of them.

ImmoralMinority:............

Toby:.......................... Squirrel!

His Stigness > ImmoralMinority
07/20/2018 at 16:11

It sounds like I need to move up there and work for you after I finish school. But, in the mean time, we can open a shop and I’ll restore/fix all of your cars.

I’m going to miss the beach.

His Stigness > Future next gen S2000 owner
07/20/2018 at 16:12

This made my day.

His Stigness > Future next gen S2000 owner
07/20/2018 at 16:13

And if Toby were a cat, instead of “lol” he’d just get a “screw you.”

Future next gen S2000 owner > His Stigness
07/20/2018 at 16:17

Figuratively though. I see a cat staring ImmoralMinority down, getting up, and walking out. No words.

His Stigness > Future next gen S2000 owner
07/20/2018 at 16:30

You mean like my cat has done?

But all I have to do to get his attention is say “treats” or “outside” and he follows me.

Future next gen S2000 owner > His Stigness
07/20/2018 at 16:35

Not like your cat, like all cats of all time.