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Kinja'd!!! "Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo" (akioohtori)
07/20/2018 at 13:06 • Filed to: None

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Searching for “mechanic special” on CL because I’m bored, and came up with this gem.  On the surface it doesn’t seem that bad... until you get a little bit into the ad...

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

2004 Jaguar S-Type, V8, silver, 4 door, leather, 81K Miles; Lots of new parts, but still needs work on Front end / air bags / undercarriage, and engine. CANNOT PART OUT. AS IS, WHERE IS. Selling complete. Not Parting out. Clean Title. Was driven off road when older driver missed turn. DOES NOT RUN. NO GUARANTEES ON ENGINE CONDITION.

So... lets go through the list...

Non running

Questionable body repairs visible

Blown air bags

Parts visibly missing, so likely stripped

At least one wheel missing

Was “driving offoraod” when it died so... my guess is the oil pan or transmission took a hit

$1700? More like $170...

So much crack pipe.

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! if the CL goes down


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo
07/20/2018 at 13:07

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Nice Mondeo!


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo
07/20/2018 at 13:11

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20 bucks says “off-road” means into a pond


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo
07/20/2018 at 13:17

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Even the Jaguar hood emblem off center


Kinja'd!!! nj959 > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
07/20/2018 at 13:18

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I think the x type was the Mondeo. These were just fugly.


Kinja'd!!! Future next gen S2000 owner > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo
07/20/2018 at 13:22

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That’s not a mechanics special, that’ s a part out special. I wonder if you could part it out and get your money back.


Kinja'd!!! CobraJoe > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
07/20/2018 at 13:33

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Or at least into a large rock that punctured the oil pan or trans oil pan. 


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > nj959
07/20/2018 at 13:40

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The S -Type was on the platform shared, through various permutations, with the Thunderbird, LS, Mustang, and XF.