What Does Oppo Think

"punkgoose17" (punkgoose17) 07/19/2018 at 09:23 • Filed to: None

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I’ve come to the conclusion that everything under “Structure Rebel” is a pie not a sandwich.

Ash78, voting early and often > punkgoose17 07/19/2018 at 09:34

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I’m somewhere in the bottom left. Probably far bottom left, since I sometimes eat lettuce wraps as sandwiches to cut down on carbs. But mostly center left.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > punkgoose17 07/19/2018 at 09:36

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Pop tarts are raviolli

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > punkgoose17 07/19/2018 at 09:38

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I guess it’s all in how you define ‘sandwich’. If you take a loose definition, any filling wrapped in a carb counts as a sandwich. Me? I prefer to just eat the fillings and condiments and not the wrapper. Doctor’s advice, really; she told me to cut the carbs.

But where do open-face sandwiches fit in this chart???

crowmolly > punkgoose17 07/19/2018 at 09:39

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Bottom right.

Sure, things can be sandwiches, but that doesn’t mean that’s their accepted name. 

Even though a square is a rhombus we still call it a square as that’s more descriptive.

punkgoose17 > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 07/19/2018 at 09:40

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Are you my acquaintance Emma?

WilliamsSW > punkgoose17 07/19/2018 at 09:40

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The ice cream taco is structural anarchy.

Tacos aren’t sandwiches. They’re on a higher plane.

LOREM IPSUM > punkgoose17 07/19/2018 at 09:49

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Everything past sub is not a sandwich.

Submarine should not even be a question. It’s literally called a “ Submarine Sandwich”

Tripper > punkgoose17 07/19/2018 at 09:51

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punkgoose17 > LOREM IPSUM 07/19/2018 at 09:51

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What happens if you put a hotdog on a “sub roll.”

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > punkgoose17 07/19/2018 at 09:57

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what? no

waffles , wraps , subs, hot dogs, tacos , burritos and pop tarts are not sandwiches

they already have specific names for a reason.... does that not mean anything anymore

*twitches*

(i feel like i fell into a trap for some reason)

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > punkgoose17 07/19/2018 at 09:58

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I’ve had... long debates over this subject. To me, there are pure rules of what makes something a sandwich. To be a sandwich, it must meet these three requirements:

1. Must have two DISTINCT carb-based layers on either extreme end (ie, fuck subs. Those are not sandwiches).

2. Must have protein in the primary filling (a slice of cheese between two slices of bread is a sandwich; ketchup on bread is not)

3. Must be eaten in an orientation parallel to the plate/floor- when you put it in your mouth, your lips should only be touching bread.

By these rules, Hotdogs are not sandwiches. The do not satisfy 1 and 3. Icecream sandwiches are also not sandwiches- no protein. Lettuce wraps are right out- no carb based outer layers.

Eury - AFRICA TWIN!!!!!!! > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 07/19/2018 at 09:59

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Suddenly I know how Neo felt when he left the Matrix. 

Eury - AFRICA TWIN!!!!!!! > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 07/19/2018 at 10:01

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Open faced sandwiches are like the 4 door Jeep guys you see who only remove the front doors. Fear of commitment and a weak will. P ick a side, we’re at war.

LOREM IPSUM > punkgoose17 07/19/2018 at 10:10

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Technically, hot dog buns are mini sub rolls, but the hotdog is a damn glory hound so it insists that it receive  top billing. Thus, nearly no matter what, it’ll always be a “Hot Dog.”

Unless chilli is involved.

shop-teacher > Eury - AFRICA TWIN!!!!!!! 07/19/2018 at 10:11

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F'in A dude! F'in A!!!

shop-teacher > LOREM IPSUM 07/19/2018 at 10:12

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This is the clear answer. We're done here folks.

punkgoose17 > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 07/19/2018 at 10:13

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What about the verb sandwiched? The ice-cream is sandwiched between two waffles.

Why do you need protein? What about lettuce, cucumber, green peppers, mustard, and maybe some mayo between 2 pieces of bread.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > punkgoose17 07/19/2018 at 10:13

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yes. yes. yes. yes. eh. no. no. no. hell no.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > punkgoose17 07/19/2018 at 10:20

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To me “sandwiched” just means “pressed between two things”. If you’re in a packed elevator, you might say you’re sandwiched between two people. That doesn’t mean the three of you are a sandwich.

And protein is a litmus test for being a sandwich. Something with just veggies just doesn’t seem like a sandwich to me.

nermal > punkgoose17 07/19/2018 at 10:29

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I’m ok with the first 4.

A hot dog is not a sandwich, neither is a taco, burrito, or pop tart.

punkgoose17 > WilliamsSW 07/19/2018 at 10:29

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This is actually the only post that made me question my ideas of what is a sandwich.

nermal > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 07/19/2018 at 10:30

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Ice cream is a dairy product, just like cheese, and has protein.

Therefore the ice cream sandwich should pass your test.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > nermal 07/19/2018 at 10:32

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Not a considerable amount though.

Would you consider a two milk soaked slices of bread to be a sandwich?

WilliamsSW > punkgoose17 07/19/2018 at 10:35

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To me, sandwiches require bread. So, burritos, wraps, tacos, etc. are all super delicious, but they’re not sandwiches.

And I don’t care enough about hot dogs to weigh in on those - they’re just lips and assholes.

nermal > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 07/19/2018 at 10:37

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If you just dunk two slices of bread in milk, then no.

If you mix eggs in with the milk, cook them into French Toast, and then stuff something between them, that can be a sandwich.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 07/19/2018 at 10:38

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I disagree with 2. 2 is simply anything that you would eat regardless of whether or not it was sandwiched between two slices of bread.

Then again, that causes issues with PBJ (really more in common with two pieces of toast with different toppings slapped together) and anything containing highly processed lunch meat (ex: braunschweiger and bologna, which I don’t think anyone eats without bread).

Also, an ice cream sandwich technically meets all your criteria of a sandwich.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/19/2018 at 10:40

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Waffles are basically bread. I’ll permit waffles around fried chicken to be called a sandwich.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Tripper 07/19/2018 at 10:42

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I’d go one further and mark out the wrap and the hot dog, neither of which are sandwiches.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > punkgoose17 07/19/2018 at 10:43

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A chip butty is a British California B urrito.

My bird IS the word > punkgoose17 07/19/2018 at 10:44

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I need that ice cream wafflewich right now.

Tripper > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 07/19/2018 at 10:44

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Wraps a sandwich, slightly organized meat, lettuce, tomato, and sauce surrounded by carbohydrates. The hot dog is meat between bread so kind of a sandwich but nah because its a hot diggity dog. 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 07/19/2018 at 10:44

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beer is basically bread too

ima stick with things have names for a reason

punkgoose17 > WilliamsSW 07/19/2018 at 10:45

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To me sandwiches are anything you could say is sandwiched between something. I’ve had hard shell tacos break down the center often enough, then you got to turn it a little sideways so all the insides don’t fall out, and “f’ it a [hard shell] taco is a sandwich.”

[Edit: hard shell taco is a sandwich]

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > punkgoose17 07/19/2018 at 10:46

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Hard shell tacos are an abomination.

punkgoose17 > Tripper 07/19/2018 at 10:54

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A chicken wrap is a good sandwich substitute flavor wise, but it is actually a burrito with different ingredients inside .

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Tripper 07/19/2018 at 10:59

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I don’t think a carb around something makes it a sandwich. Ask yourself: Would the Earl of Sandwich recognize this as gambling food?

Urambo Tauro > punkgoose17 07/19/2018 at 11:00

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I prefer to leave sandwich very loosely defined. It’s anything that uses a carb-based exterior to contain one or more distinct ingredients. It doesn’t matter what those ingredients are. It could be a good sandwich or a bad sandwich, but it’s still a sandwich.

The tricky part is- what is an “ingredient” ? If I take a piece of buttered garlic bread and fold it, does that make it a sandwich? Is a slice of raisin bread a sandwich?

punkgoose17 > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 07/19/2018 at 11:02

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I would say that does mean three of you are a sandwich.

Plasterboard: “ a type of drywall made of plaster between two sheets of heavy paper.” Is also a sandwich, just another one you should not eat.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 07/19/2018 at 11:04

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I use the term “taco” very loosely here.

The American  hard shell “taco” is a hamburger with a crispy corn bun.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/19/2018 at 11:05

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Beer is liquid bread, that’s why it makes you fat.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 07/19/2018 at 11:08

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But note that it is a  sandwich, while the burrito is a burrito.

Tripper > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 07/19/2018 at 11:10

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The “Earl of Sandwich” has wraps on their menu.

Tripper > punkgoose17 07/19/2018 at 11:14

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The different ingredients and less organization of those ingredients are what makes the wrap a sandwich and the burrito not a sandwich for me.

I also order/make a sandwich or burger with no bread, and when I go for a wrap I use lettuce instead of a tortilla. So take my opinions for what they are. I only eat carbs when its Mexican .

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Tripper 07/19/2018 at 11:19

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Montagu,_4th_Earl_of_Sandwich

Tripper > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 07/19/2018 at 11:23

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I dunno, he looks like a pretty chill dude. I could see him being down with a wrap. Especially now that there are things like chipotle mayo etc.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > punkgoose17 07/19/2018 at 11:24

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I’m sure everyone will agree that a hamburger is a sandwich, so how do we explain this (no bread) :

punkgoose17 > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 07/19/2018 at 11:29

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That is a meat pie with a hamburger patty in it, not a sandwich.

That looks really good.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 07/19/2018 at 11:31

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 hot dogs are sandwhiches, wraps are not

WiscoProud > punkgoose17 07/19/2018 at 11:36

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Wars have been started over less.

I have to agree that “structure rebel” are not sandwiches. 

WilliamsSW > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 07/19/2018 at 11:39

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They’re tasty, just a mess. Soft corn tortillas or GTFO.

facw > LOREM IPSUM 07/19/2018 at 12:00

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That’s because hot dog buns are crap. Except New England hot dog rolls, which are excellent:

LOREM IPSUM > facw 07/19/2018 at 12:10

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If it’s food, it’s better in New England.

Don’t even get me started. Hamburger was invented there. Steamed cheeseburgers? Hell yeah. Frank Pepe is God. Fried all the seastuffs? you betcha! LOBSTER ROLL!!! Chowder, bisque... Can I get a hallelujah, chilli dog? Amen. Howabout subs and calzones at every pizza place/italian resturaunt. Speaking of Italian restaurants, ermergherdsewgud. Even the Chinese food is better.

I could and would eat myself to death there. No Ragrets.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > punkgoose17 07/19/2018 at 12:15

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The bread is replaced with lettuce.

And yeah, it is good.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 07/19/2018 at 12:17

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A hot dog technically is a sandwich, but it’s also very transitionary. People don’t call them “hot dog sandwiches”, they have transcended into a unique  named form.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > WilliamsSW 07/19/2018 at 12:18

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Still an abomination. Not a taco.

As I expanded on it, it’s a hamburger in a crispy corn bun.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Eury - AFRICA TWIN!!!!!!! 07/19/2018 at 13:05

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I have, considering I haven’t had an open-face sandwich since probably the ‘70s, and that wasn’t by choice. Bread (and related carbs) are just there to keep your fingers dry. I just do without, letting the cheese do that function, although I don’t call it a sandwich at that point.