Whenever I get a haircut...

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland) 07/14/2018 at 19:02 • Filed to: None

3

20

I ask for 1990’s George Clooney. Today I had to show this photo to the woman cutting my hair so she knew what I was talking about. Then she was like damn he’s hot!

Thomas Donohue > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/14/2018 at 19:11

1

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Thomas Donohue 07/14/2018 at 19:16

0

He was taking ER a little to literally.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/14/2018 at 19:18

3

congratulations you’re old :p

havent seen a hairdresser in years

just a couple months ago i decided my long frizzy as fuck hair was the reason i was overheating all the time.... so i bought a hairbrator (or whatever the fuck those things you get buzzcuts with are called) and buzzed it all off

this was a mistake

forgot my hair grows straight out....now i have to keep it short or deal with a bob ross till its long enough to weigh itself down at least... i pretty much go from bob ross to go go girl to pony tail

AestheticsInMotion > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/14/2018 at 19:23

3

Okay but I bet you stopped overheating right

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/14/2018 at 19:24

1

That’s why I  only let professionals touch my hair.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/14/2018 at 19:27

1

shit

mate... can you tell aestheticsinmotion that nope... i didnt.. i just run hot aparently

i cant reply to comments *cries*

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/14/2018 at 19:28

0

I can reply fine on my iPhone safari and google chrome.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/14/2018 at 19:31

0

my phone has the same problem my pc has.. ive tried IE, edge, firefox and chrome

guess ill give safari a shot

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/14/2018 at 19:40

4

Sure h e’s hot but he’s no young Alec Baldwin

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/14/2018 at 19:52

1

Have you ever seen a street car named desire? I’m just saying...

fhrblig > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/14/2018 at 19:57

1

GUH

fhrblig > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/14/2018 at 19:59

1

Eh, I never thought he was all that. Good hair, though.

facw > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/14/2018 at 20:41

0

DipodomysDeserti > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/14/2018 at 21:07

1

Ahhh, the classic “Caesar Cut”.

My buddy owns his own barber shop and has been cutting my hair for around five years now. It’s so nice to just be able to have a beer with some dudes while getting a consistently great cut.

for Michigan > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/14/2018 at 21:09

3

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > facw 07/14/2018 at 21:36

5

Why does this Batman suit have nipples?

facw > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/14/2018 at 21:44

3

Official word on the subject:

Is there anything you ever wanted to say to fans that went into Batman & Robin expecting something different?
They obviously had very high expectations after Batman Forever . But perhaps it was the more innocent world in comparison, I don’t know. I just know that I’ll always go down over the nipples on Batman starting with Batman Forever.

Yes, I wanted to ask about the bat nipples. Please explain.

Ha! Such a sophisticated world we live in where two pieces of rubber the size of erasers on old pencils, those little nubs, can be an issue. It’s going to be on my tombstone, I know it.

Was that your decision?  
Well it was made by Jose Fernandez, who was our brilliant lead sculpture. If you look at Batman and Batman Returns , it was the genius Bob Ringwood that created those suits, so by the time we got to Batman Forever, the rubber and techniques had gotten so sophisticated. If you look at when Michael Keaton appears in the first suit, you’ll notice how large it is. It was brilliant but the best they could do at the time. By the time Batman Forever came around, rubber molding had become so much more advanced. So I said, let’s make it anatomical and gave photos of those greek status and those incredible anatomical drawings you see in medical books. He did the nipples and when I looked at them, I thought, that’s cool.

I mean did it really bother people that much? Did it bother you?

It was just so different compared to what we were used to seeing on a Batman suit, you just couldn’t unsee it.

You know what? I really never thought that would happen. I really didn’t. Maybe I was just naive, but I’m still glad we did it.

Twenty Years Later, Joel Schumacher Is Very Sorry About ‘Batman & Robin’

There is a bit of an ugly side to discussion about the bat nipples as well. Schumacher is gay, and some people claim that led into the decision to have them. And of course there is the alternate, and more likely in mind, claim that at least some of the freak out over the bat nipples was due to homophobia.

Ash78, voting early and often > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/14/2018 at 22:11

1

Ahh, the man’s version of “I want the Jennifer Aniston”

I’ve been there more times than I can count. It was odd at the time because it wasn’t really a hairstyle, it was just mostly combed forward with no part.

Today we’re back to 1950s coiffed levels of hair gel on top , along with shaving the sides like we’re all 80s skaters. I can’t keep up.

OmerCarrothers333 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/14/2018 at 23:45

2

I’m not a gay man, but Cloon-Dog is a handsome man.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/17/2018 at 18:29

1

I usually go with Steve McQueen in the Thomas Crown Affair since I can’t pull of Pierce Brosnan’s hair style