SAFETY ALERT

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 07/13/2018 at 01:33 • Filed to: None

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These doorknobs are on sale at Costco, but DON’T BUY THEM!! They may be easy to use, but they are dangerous and you shouldn’t install them.

These lever-style knobs can be easily opened by velociraptors. Protect your family! Get old-fashioned knobs!

InFierority Complex > ttyymmnn 07/13/2018 at 01:46

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You should be fine as long as your locks aren't  tied to the power grid for whatever reason.

facw > ttyymmnn 07/13/2018 at 01:55

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Always evaluate your safety:

But be aware that even traditional door knobs can be dangerous if you are not cautious:

My citroen won't start > ttyymmnn 07/13/2018 at 01:58

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Also if you are running around the house and bump that at speed.

random001 > ttyymmnn 07/13/2018 at 06:44

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Well played, sir.

TheRealBicycleBuck > ttyymmnn 07/13/2018 at 08:25

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True.

ttyymmnn > TheRealBicycleBuck 07/13/2018 at 09:12

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Cats: worse than velociraptors. 

user314 > ttyymmnn 07/13/2018 at 09:12

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Raptors are too smart!

shop-teacher > ttyymmnn 07/13/2018 at 09:15

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Duly noted!

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > ttyymmnn 07/13/2018 at 21:36

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Also zombies.