Hahahahahahaha...hahahahaha get out of here

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
07/11/2018 at 12:08 • Filed to: None

Taken from the 8th gen civic page, some guy just tried to buy this ‘18 Si...i hope he didnt

DISCUSSION (36)

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/11/2018 at 12:13

I honestly don’t get the appeal of Civics at all. They are huge and shitty looking

E90M3 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/11/2018 at 12:14

What’s his interest rate? Like 20%?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > E90M3
07/11/2018 at 12:15

4000000%

E90M3 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/11/2018 at 12:17

I wasn’t aware that buy here pay here places had ventured into the new car market.

Aremmes > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/11/2018 at 12:17

13.25% APR!

Chariotoflove > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
07/11/2018 at 12:17

I tend to agree. I mean, they’re good cars. My brother got one. It’s good, and I think it looks better in front than a Corolla. But there are better looking options, like a Mazda 3.

E90M3 > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
07/11/2018 at 12:18

So is your face.

*Looks in mirror*

I would like to redact my previous statement .

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > E90M3
07/11/2018 at 12:19

Ha, it’s a franhise Honda dealer where they’re trying to eat steak for the rest of their lives off this kid

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > E90M3
07/11/2018 at 12:19

That’s why I married at 21, get em while you’re at your best, let it all go

404 - User No Longer Available > E90M3
07/11/2018 at 12:20

*retract

Redact = censor, hide information

Retract = take back

E90M3 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/11/2018 at 12:20

The first M3 I tried to buy would’ve been something like $1000/month. Then again I would have been borrowing ~50k.

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > E90M3
07/11/2018 at 12:20

15 % for 48+2000 down...

Matt Nichelson > E90M3
07/11/2018 at 12:20

Right around 12% per the loan calculator I use at work.

404 - User No Longer Available > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/11/2018 at 12:21

FAKE NEWS

There’s no “dealer market value adjustment” in the quote.

E90M3 > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
07/11/2018 at 12:22

Guess I need a time machine then.

AkursedX > E90M3
07/11/2018 at 12:26

Looks around 12% almost 10k in interest. This purchase sheet looks absolutely insane, yet dealers make these types of sales regularly.

WilliamsSW > E90M3
07/11/2018 at 12:26

Clearly you have never been to a Kia or Nissan dealer.

E90M3 > WilliamsSW
07/11/2018 at 12:27

Been to a Kia dealer, but why would I go to a Nissan dealer? I don’t actually understand why anyone would buy a Nissan.

WilliamsSW > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/11/2018 at 12:28

Take away the $2k in bullshit charges and write a check for it. The financing is borderline usury.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Aremmes
07/11/2018 at 12:28

Subject to meeting credit terms. I’m sure that if his credit’s not good enough he won’t qualify for such a great rate. Ha.

jasmits > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/11/2018 at 12:31

WOAH!!! If he just put aside his payment for 48 months he could have himself a Type R

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/11/2018 at 12:34

“ Security alarm” and such plus the hilarious rates...

If I were Honda I’d take away that dealer’s franchise license.

fintail > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/11/2018 at 12:35

Only $399 for permaplate, sold!

Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
07/11/2018 at 12:36

Like any Civic or just the new ones? I have a family member that just bought a new non Type R hatchback and it is comically large next to my 96 coupe. The front doors on his are bigger than my door. I have owned something like 13 Hondas/Acuras and you could not pay me to walk into a either current dealership.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition
07/11/2018 at 12:42

2001 forward.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/11/2018 at 12:43

Not a bad overall price... if it was in Canadian funds.
The financing options look like a total ripoff... with an interest rate in the 12-14% range.

And a $600 doc fee? What are they doing with the documents to justify a fee like that? And what is the $39.25 non-doc fee?

And $759 for a security alarm when new cars these days come with all the security you need already built in?

And what’s ‘permaplate’? Sounds like bullshit to me.

Derpwagon > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/11/2018 at 12:54

Ouch!

UnderSTeerEnthusiast - Triumph Fanboy > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/11/2018 at 13:01

None of these numbers even make sense unless he’s trying to finance with a credit score fresh off of bankruptcy, lol

Azrek > E90M3
07/11/2018 at 13:01

Got mine new and designed for me. My 2001 S4 trade in garnered me 10k and I had $719 a month with .9% APR for 4 years. I refinanced and now it is like $319.

Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
07/11/2018 at 13:06

I’ll agree except for the EP3 Si, I’ve wanted one since they came out.

Kinja'd!!!

Tripper > E90M3
07/11/2018 at 13:13

I went $800/ month on my E46 when I was 22. Traded in my STi which I was 8k underwater on lol. I paid it off in 4 years, but that is one of the many reasons why I will never let it go.

Under_Score > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/11/2018 at 13:41

If only cars were like phones, where your monthly payments total what the phone’s price says.

Tekamul > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
07/11/2018 at 13:58

I sealed the deal at 24. Boy was she in for a rude awakening.

Captain of the Enterprise > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/11/2018 at 14:00

I don’ t think I’ll ever be able to afford a new car lol

Cash Rewards > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
07/11/2018 at 14:04

Butbat 399.99 that permaplate is a real deal!

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
07/11/2018 at 15:11

My credit score hurt just looking at that