Vanity plate adventures

"VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely" (vajazzlemcdildertits) 07/10/2018 at 14:57 • Filed to: Vanity Plates, Virginia Jazz League, zero fucks

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Edit: the MVD rejected my plate.

My latest endeavour, Oppo, is submitting OFSGIVN as a vanity plate through the MVD. I told them it was a portmanteau of a holiday only in our family where we do an Offering + Thanksgiving.

I am waiting to get my plate or my rejection letter.

Like I have told people before, I did manage to get VAJAZZL through the MVD as well by telling them that I was a member of the Virginia Jazz League. Someone reported me 3 months later and I turned the plates in as a 7 letter punchline is not worth dealing with some crummy review board.

Other ones I have tried:

NYANYAN (success)
HRPADRP (success)
BOBOBUT (failure)
KHAAAN (success)
I get my registration fee back if they reject the plate. And the rules for what isn’t allowed (in my state) is pretty comprehensive:

http://www.governmentattic.org/7docs/AZ-BannedPlates_2012.pdf

So, Oppo, what’s your vanity plate story?

interstate366, now In The Industry > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 07/10/2018 at 15:20

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I know for a fact some of the plates on the banned list  would be allowed in other states.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 07/10/2018 at 15:21

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So, two strikes (so far). Aren’t you on some list now?

Takuro Spirit > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 07/10/2018 at 15:26

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I’ve never had one.

My uncle, however, learning that NCC 1701 was taken by another driver in WI, we went with NC 1701D for his ‘94 Impala SS.

Now that we have 7 digit standard plates in the XYZ- 1234 format (it used to be 123- ABC) I can’t wait to see if NCC- 1701 will be issued as a standard plate .

Same uncle also had GETO CAR on his ‘75 LeSabre convertible:

H e eventually got standard collector plates for it, but I wonder if anyone in the hood ever got a kick, or mad, at those personalized plates he once had.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > interstate366, now In The Industry 07/10/2018 at 15:29

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I meant to write “in my state” and for some reason that didn’t make the publish. Sorry about that. 

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/10/2018 at 15:29

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Actually, yeah. After a few of those, the online system rejected me from every plate submission for about a year. Amazingly, they have an oblivious or indifferent customer support department that simply unlocked it for me again. 

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Takuro Spirit 07/10/2018 at 15:30

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A popular reference as a plate is typically submitted multiple times. I am betting there are a few out there who are totes jelly about those plates. 

Milky > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 07/10/2018 at 15:39

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Its like $100 bucks right?  I checked a while ago and MILKY was available.  It’d be fun but thats also a lot of beer.  

jimz > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 07/10/2018 at 15:58

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OFSGIVN

I don’t get it and google was no help.

edit: seconds after posting this I think it hit me.

XJDano > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 07/10/2018 at 16:04

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I’m in the process of “reserving” a plate for my motorcycle. 4-6 weeks and they tell me if I’m good to go.

I just hope they don’t google it.

Edit: dang even longer  

Thank you for applying for the Personalized Plate with the configuration of (retracted)  . If your configuration is approved, you will receive an e-mail within 6-8 weeks with instructions on how to pick up your personalized plates.

6/4/2018 6:48:19 AM

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > jimz 07/10/2018 at 16:45

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If you replace the O with a zero, and know what the F stands for, you’re in the money. 

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Milky 07/10/2018 at 16:46

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Depends on the state. mine is $25 per year-ish. 

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely 07/17/2018 at 16:21

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Thanks for contributing! We’re nearly at 0.01% of our goal!  https://www.gofundme.com/a-ford-gt-for-skaycog

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/17/2018 at 16:36

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Oh, good. I donated but it didn’t show up and I thought I did something wrong. It’s worth a buck or two. 

Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 07/17/2018 at 17:12

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I was about to say who is this

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner 07/17/2018 at 17:29

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I think we can trust him.