Need Project Name Suggestions

"Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo" (akioohtori) 07/10/2018 at 13:03 • Filed to: Bad Ideas

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Alright Oppo, I may or may not be building a “Tweaker Harley” (thanks BlakeMT) motorized 2-stroke bicycle. As we all know, the most important part of any project is !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Unfortunately, this is a part that I’ve been struggling with. Help me Oppo!

Criteria:

After the unfortunate incident with “Death Kart,” the name cannot include “Death” or illusions to dying, crashing, or generally be morbid

Short and simple preferred

Cannot be “Angry Weedeater” as the Renegade has claimed that

Current suggestions:

Tweaker Harley

Angry Weedeater

Terrible Lawnmower

Ill-advised [something]

Lazy Bike

EPA Mandated

I don’t really like... any of these. Suggestions?

For Sweden > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 07/10/2018 at 13:05

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Rooty Tooty Electric Skooty

Wacko > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 07/10/2018 at 13:05

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Harley Mopedson

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > For Sweden 07/10/2018 at 13:08

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Rooty Tooty 2-Stroke Skooty, or Tooty Scooty for short, is pretty appealing

For Sweden > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 07/10/2018 at 13:11

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Duh, it’s a two stroke.

Name it 2 Strokz in the 2 Chains font

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 07/10/2018 at 13:11

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What’s wrong with “Tweaker Harley”?

What about “Homeless Harley”?

Die-Trying > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 07/10/2018 at 13:15

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“Lazy Rider”........

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 07/10/2018 at 13:19

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Vrroom

http://www.vintagevrroom.com/mattel-bicycles.html

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 07/10/2018 at 13:25

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Noisy McButtsmacker 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 07/10/2018 at 13:26

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Two Strokes

Powered Peddler

As fast as Lance Armstr ong without the PED’s

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 07/10/2018 at 13:26

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Travis Bikel.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 07/10/2018 at 13:30

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tweaker harley.... sooooo harley quinn?

So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 07/10/2018 at 13:32

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- “ Hardley Premix” in the HD font

- Braaap Trap

-Plug fowler howler

Or what they really are in my area “My DUI Ride”

Wacko > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/10/2018 at 13:34

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As fast as Lance Armstrong without the PED’s

and has more nuts too

Wacko > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 07/10/2018 at 13:35

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Thats my porn name

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 07/10/2018 at 13:37

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waaait... make that harley schwinn

gotdamn... is like bikeymcbikeface but not stupid... i must be somekinda genius :p

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Wacko 07/10/2018 at 13:42

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Oh that a low ball...

Zaxbys > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 07/10/2018 at 13:48

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- spoked two stroke

- totally tubular two stroke- ular

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 07/10/2018 at 14:02

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Bei jing Baller

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/10/2018 at 14:09

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But just the one

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 07/10/2018 at 14:10

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Haha I was just thinking a China joke would be appropriate.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > For Sweden 07/10/2018 at 14:20

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“2 strokes” sounds a little like you need to see a doctor, don’t you think?

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 07/10/2018 at 15:20

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Or watch less uh... adult material

Jason Spears > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 07/10/2018 at 15:23

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Whycycle

TheRealBicycleBuck > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 07/10/2018 at 15:37

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Bad Idea