![]() 07/07/2018 at 23:46 • Filed to: unnecessary Amazon shopping, shitpost, shitposting | ![]() | ![]() |
Mercdes Benz? Ferrari? Porsche? Bentley? Corvette?...
No! it’s THE LEGENDARY ONE AND ONLY...
.Full disclosure, I bought one about 10 years back and I liked it.
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Corvette perfume smells like a mix of new balances, freshley cut grass, denim and grilling charcoal.
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You’re telling me that there are novelty flamethrowers, but Tesla hasn’t released a fragrance called “Musk”?
Missed opportunity.
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I know right? But don’t give him any ideas otherwise it will derail the Model 3 production train.
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That’s the recipe for the Original Old Spice. Just add a lil bit of Musk +Leather.
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I saw Ferrari deodorant at TJ Maxx the other day and I would’ve bought it as a joke except it was still $8.
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The exhaust of a lumpy idling dual quad big block, complete with the faint aroma of unburnt fuel - whether it’s a Ford 427, Chevy 427, Pontiac 421 or Mopar 426 doesn’t really matter.
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No
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Elon Musk
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TJ Maxx has some good shit for cheap but I still won’t buy a Ferrari scent either.
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Bugatti
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Is it as exorbitantly expensive as the Bugatti watch?
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-06-11/how-the-300-000-bugatti-watch-earns-its-pricetag
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Salty, a fragance by Kia
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http://pr.kia.com/en/now/brand/multi-sensory-branding/scent.do
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Clearly race gas. Burnt or not.
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Why is there an actual Kia fragrance
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3 words:
Multi. Sensory. Branding.
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* Elon’s Musk
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The scent of disappointment you get with any new Mitsubishi.
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Diesel.
I would also like to remind you that ’ hummer’ in Oz is slang for the act known as fellatio.
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Alfa. I think it’s a custom mix of oil, trans, brake and washer fluid.
Depends on how many systems on your Alfa are just not in the mood right now.
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Som eone is trying to justify their job.
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XTREME
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So many good ones here. Dash crumbs, by kia. Gum melted to coins in your cupholder-by kia. Service center mints- by kia.
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The hummer one smell like missed opportunity and bad corporate culture?
I also like Porsche design- the essence. R emind you of anything?
Bentley- smells like money, but old money.
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I opened the door of the Niva the other day for the first time since maybe February, and was hit by the charming aroma that is a blend of gear oil, antifreeze, gasoline, various other automotive fluids, and the faint trace of adhesives and plastics that in any other car would’ve stopped off-gassing 25 years ago.
I kinda miss it.
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Comes free with an XLR purchase
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