Asshole alert

"smobgirl" (smobgirl) 07/07/2018 at 16:17 • Filed to: None

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Someone is sitting in front of one of my neighbor’s houses in their car. So far there have been SEVEN 30-second horn blasts because they’re too damn lazy to go knock on the door.

(Update - nine)

jkm7680 > smobgirl 07/07/2018 at 16:20

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dats me

Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > smobgirl 07/07/2018 at 16:20

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And th ere I am wondering if one short beep is okay. What a douche.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > smobgirl 07/07/2018 at 16:20

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Put  a potato in their tail pipe.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > smobgirl 07/07/2018 at 16:20

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eh..... so they are american is what you’re saying?

Chariotoflove > smobgirl 07/07/2018 at 16:21

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This is where it would be nice to have a canned horn so you can go up to their car  window and blast it in their ear.

smobgirl > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/07/2018 at 16:24

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Umm, that would be the current place of residence, yes. Statistically in my neighborhood, that’s all I can guarantee.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > smobgirl 07/07/2018 at 16:27

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i just know coz only an american would lay on the horn

us europeans do two shorts beeps or s.o.s

McMike > smobgirl 07/07/2018 at 16:28

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Go knock on the door, OMG GO KNOCK ON THE DOOR FOR THEM.

Look at them as you walk up to the door and say, “No, no, don’t get up. I got it”  and knock away like a motherfucker.

Urambo Tauro > smobgirl 07/07/2018 at 16:32

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Whoever they’re waiting for obviously isn’t coming. Can’t they take a hint?

smobgirl > McMike 07/07/2018 at 16:32

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Granted, since we’re now up to eleven horn blasts , they’re probably dead.

smobgirl > Urambo Tauro 07/07/2018 at 16:38

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Thirteen now! So I’d guess no.

(Also, if they’re this aggressive I’ve decided that knocking on their window will probably get me shot).

Berang > smobgirl 07/07/2018 at 16:42

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Pull up right behind them, and start honking your horn frantically.

TheRealBicycleBuck > smobgirl 07/07/2018 at 16:43

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The horn? That’s so ‘90s. One of their phones must be broken. 

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > smobgirl 07/07/2018 at 16:54

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Call the cops.

actually don’t. They have better things to do.

McMike > smobgirl 07/07/2018 at 16:54

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After a few minutes of knocking like a motherfucker, walk up to the driver of the car and say, “Well, what do you think we should do? “Do you want to switch places and I’ll honk for a while?”

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' 07/07/2018 at 17:00

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2 beebs is where its at matey

you go beep beep then you wait 1.5 seconds and if no one boarded your car by then you go to work without em

coz fuck the lazy bastards :p

DipodomysDeserti > smobgirl 07/07/2018 at 17:06

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shop-teacher > smobgirl 07/07/2018 at 17:13

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I'm pretty sure you're legally allowed to shoot them now.

Echo51 > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' 07/07/2018 at 17:34

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I always feel awful for deciding to beep at the cats to move, untill i hear the pathetic “meeeeeeeep” my horn let’s out :P

AestheticsInMotion > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/07/2018 at 17:45

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Horns confuse me. Why do people think that laying on the horn will help with any situation? 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > AestheticsInMotion 07/07/2018 at 17:47

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no idea

thats why us urpeons do the double beep

if nothing else its get your attention

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > smobgirl 07/07/2018 at 18:02

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I had the misfortune to end up in the room closest to the main entrance of my college dorm one year, so got the honks on occasion, cause the only place to park was the loading zone in front of the door. One morning I got that repeated long blast from one guy, and after the sixth honk I walked outside in my pyjamas, messy hair and all, still smelling like hangover, bent down  to his open window, and quietly and calmly told him if he honked again I would tear “that fucking horn” out of his car. Then I just turned around and went back inside. He didn't honk again. 

Chariotoflove > McMike 07/07/2018 at 19:18

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Dude, you’re my kind of people. 

Die-Trying > smobgirl 07/07/2018 at 20:04

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SO...... funny thing happened the other day when i was hanging out with my friend. he had bought a $100 beater car to muss with. has a wonky ignition switch. stays in the on position. took it down to the car wash, and before i can say “ hey not those”, he blasts all the relays and electrical connectors under the hood of the car with the pressure wand . great. so we get done , and we figure we ought grab a bite to eat befo re we head to his house. we catch a yellow light, he mashes the gas (hundred dollar beater), hit a dip in the middle of the intersection, and we hear a horn blast, it is close REAL CLOSE i figured someone had got cut off somewhere, even though we didnt change lanes. and it is loud, SO LOUD, that wait......... its your car, YOUR CAR’S horn is blaring, as we make the next block, we find a parking lot to pull into, horn blasting the whole time, cars scattering for cover . by the time we find a spot to stop horn quits making noise. we look at each other “that was odd” lunch is back on. we go to make the corner and head to the lunch spot when the horn goes balistic again. pop the hood looking for the horns, no where to be seen. must be inside the fender somewhere(horn still going) friend pulls the battery cables . car still running, horn still going. great. cram a shirt down the intake, and snuff the engine. horn still going. pull the underhood relay out of the electrical box. horn quits. “yeah, i think something got wet”........ lunch was back on......

not everyone blasting thei r horn is TRYING to be annoying.......

besides, guy blasting the horn might just be SO HIGH, or drunk that they cant stand up anymore, and need help getting out of the car.......

good times.......

Elumerere > McMike 07/07/2018 at 20:21

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Haha! So good.

My bird IS the word > smobgirl 07/07/2018 at 20:25

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Some say he is still out there honking to this day.

smobgirl > Die-Trying 07/07/2018 at 22:03

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Hahahahaha. Didn’t they wire the horn to the brakes on Top Gear at least once? That’s what this story reminded me of. Also Richard’ s BMW (?) with the broken car alarm (we have one of those in the neighborhood too - this guy with a very modified Subie can’t start his car without it honking at least 8 times. Unfortunately he leaves for work at 6 am most days...)

smobgirl > My bird IS the word 07/07/2018 at 22:05

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I left to go buy an air conditioner so I can close the windows and ignore him better. (Also because it’s 98 degrees upstairs and that’s just dumb).

Die-Trying > smobgirl 07/07/2018 at 23:41

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yeah, top gear was great...... i am fairly sure they did that for the butch cassidy south america special for one......

and the guy with the subie leaves 6 am MOST days, BUT EVERY day that you have off, and would like to sleep in .....

smobgirl > Die-Trying 07/07/2018 at 23:57

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Precisely. He’s stopped me from oversleeping through an F1 race or two though so I probably shouldn’t be too mad.

pip bip - choose Corrour > smobgirl 07/08/2018 at 06:20

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had a dickhead doing burnouts in their backyard yesterday.

so much smoke someone called the fire brigade thinking the house was on fire.

police and fires showed up, owner got ticketed for causing an obstruction. (too much smoke)