Hockey is just ice soccer

"DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever" (eg6) 07/03/2018 at 19:01 • Filed to: None

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Change my mind ( too lazy to actually make the appropriate meme) 

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever 07/03/2018 at 19:04

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Tires are just boneless wheels

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 07/03/2018 at 19:08

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Wheels are just tire bones.

jkm7680 > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever 07/03/2018 at 19:09

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they don’t usually beat the fuck outta each other in soccer.

Alfalfa > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever 07/03/2018 at 19:14

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So...what the fuck is field hockey?

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever 07/03/2018 at 19:14

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Then what is field hockey?

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever 07/03/2018 at 19:17

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what’s soccer?

and there’s no ice in Hockey, you play it on turf.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever 07/03/2018 at 19:18

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But you don’t kick the puck in hockey and you don’t hit the ball with a stick in soccer?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever 07/03/2018 at 19:18

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Hockey is Nascar for Canadians. People watch it for a fight/crash. 

jimz > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever 07/03/2018 at 19:49

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Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever 07/03/2018 at 19:49

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American Football is just outdoor group S umo W restling with safety gear.

dogisbadob > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 07/03/2018 at 19:59

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in other words, sumo is JDM football :p

Spridget > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever 07/03/2018 at 20:26

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Counterpoint: hockey is ice lacrosse.

DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 07/03/2018 at 20:48

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That’s just because you can’t balance like that on ice. 

DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 07/03/2018 at 20:49

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For the lineman, yes. 

DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever > jimz 07/03/2018 at 20:49

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This is the only other legit difference .

DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever > Spridget 07/03/2018 at 20:50

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Or is lacrosse summer hockey? *thinking emoji*

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever 07/03/2018 at 20:50

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I would consider it a major difference and therefore your argument is invalid according to my Canadian logic.

DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever > Alfalfa 07/03/2018 at 20:50

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summer practice .

jimz > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever 07/03/2018 at 21:00

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well, no, there’s one more: people like hockey because they like it.  Not because they desperately wish they were European. 

punkgoose17 > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever 07/03/2018 at 21:25

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Hockey is just ice shinty change my mind.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever 07/03/2018 at 21:30

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Soccer is running, kicking, slow.

Hockey is ice skating while holding a stick to control a tiny puck and fast speeds while you’re allowed to get your clock cleaned.

I just watched a footballer roll around on the ground holding his head because he drove his cleats into another player’s shin guards. I guess the shockwave was so violent it traved up his body and out his head.

Also Neymar vs Ovechkin. 

DucST3-Red-1Liter-Standing-By > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever 07/03/2018 at 22:10

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Hmmm, no. It's literally in the hockey rules you aren't allowed to kick the puck in the net