It's Selfie Sunday!

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 07/01/2018 at 19:54 • Filed to: None

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Let’s see some of the shinin g faces behind the usernames we all know and love!

jkm7680 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 20:02

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no

His Stigness > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 20:03

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bob and john > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 20:03

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from work. had to bring back some bikes

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > jkm7680 07/01/2018 at 20:04

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Y

Ash78, voting early and often > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 20:04

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I call this one “Exhausted Dad Trying to make Carne Asada”

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 20:04

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jkm7680 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 20:04

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because i don’t want my mortal enemies to know who i am 

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > jkm7680 07/01/2018 at 20:04

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E

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > jkm7680 07/01/2018 at 20:04

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Ash78, voting early and often 07/01/2018 at 20:05

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That is my face all of the time lately

ttyymmnn > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 20:08

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Under_Score > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 20:10

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > ttyymmnn 07/01/2018 at 20:11

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That ain't count.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Under_Score 07/01/2018 at 20:12

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So cuddly

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 20:12

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DipodomysDeserti > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 20:14

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gin-san - shitpost specialist > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 20:15

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I don’t want to show my face.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > gin-san - shitpost specialist 07/01/2018 at 20:15

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Pa rticipation is not mandatory

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > DipodomysDeserti 07/01/2018 at 20:16

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Hoozagoodboy

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 20:16

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Where did you find such a sh irt completely written backwards? :O

Here’s my ‘unimpressed’ ugly mug - a selfie taken on a marking day at school last year - was listening to tunes on my laptop as I worked!

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Ash78, voting early and often 07/01/2018 at 20:16

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Your exhausted food is far better than my non-exhausted food.

Future Heap Owner > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 20:17

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This was immediately before I went mudding for the first time, earlier this year.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > bob and john 07/01/2018 at 20:17

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Why can’t I find a job I like here in Nova Scotia where I get to haul classic FIATs around on trailers two at a time... :/

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Future Heap Owner 07/01/2018 at 20:21

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Is that your O face?

interstate366, now In The Industry > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 20:22

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Alfalfa > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 20:24

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I'm being consumed by an engine bay

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 20:25

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Here’s both me and Jayhawk Jake:

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > jkm7680 07/01/2018 at 20:27

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I already know.

RIP JKM

1836-2018

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 20:30

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Me irl

Spaceball-Two > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 20:31

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OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 20:48

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DipodomysDeserti > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 20:49

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[pants] [wags tail]

jkm7680 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 20:50

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jk dis be me.

AestheticsInMotion > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 20:51

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Just remembered teriyaki isn’t available on Sunday... All is not well

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > AestheticsInMotion 07/01/2018 at 20:53

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That is a lot of hair.

Your boy, BJR > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 20:53

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > jkm7680 07/01/2018 at 20:56

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jkm7680 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 20:59

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it is. 

Future Heap Owner > Alfalfa 07/01/2018 at 21:01

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I would believe you if you told me you were David Tracy’s cousin

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > jkm7680 07/01/2018 at 21:02

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JKM does a heckin mlem 

gin-san - shitpost specialist > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 21:02

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Ok. I will continue to submit pictures of liquor, cars, and food as I normally do!

E90M3 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 21:07

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HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 21:11

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Me o n four different occasions, the last one heavily edited while the others are tons more realistic

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 07/01/2018 at 21:14

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This is how I usually look.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 21:18

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Yo

EL_ULY > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 21:19

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Under_Score > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 07/01/2018 at 21:21

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That picture of J.Cole performing outside is kind of crazy. His audience is so huge now that he has to perform in arenas. It shows you how far he’s come.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 21:24

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See I would, but I dont want to break anyone's monitor. 

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/01/2018 at 21:28

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I didn’t break yours so it should be fine.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 07/01/2018 at 21:32

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Hondoyota is freeform jazz Patrick confirmed

interstate366, now In The Industry > EL_ULY 07/01/2018 at 21:35

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I don’t remember us ever being in the same place.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/01/2018 at 21:39

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Shit he's onto me

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 21:42

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My face is pretty.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Under_Score 07/01/2018 at 21:42

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If you’re talking about the trash can then fuck you

J. Cole is GODDDD

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/01/2018 at 21:45

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yeah, pretty ugly.

AestheticsInMotion > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 21:54

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I keep cutting it, and it keeps coming back. I'm starting to think this is a battle I won't win

My bird IS the word > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 21:56

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This is a pic I took on a bad day.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 07/01/2018 at 21:57

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So both you and your car fail visual inspections?

scoob > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 21:59

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RIP

DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever > E90M3 07/01/2018 at 22:02

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After seeing this picture, I have a hard time believing your not British.

scoob > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 22:02

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E90M3 > DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever 07/01/2018 at 22:03

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Maybe I’m a Russian.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > interstate366, now In The Industry 07/01/2018 at 22:05

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BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > E90M3 07/01/2018 at 22:21

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Unnecessary Gulag with E90M3

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > scoob 07/01/2018 at 22:22

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!sbooc

AestheticsInMotion > E90M3 07/01/2018 at 22:22

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That's a nice place you got there

EL_ULY > Ash78, voting early and often 07/01/2018 at 22:23

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*holds tortilla in hand towards you*

E90M3 > AestheticsInMotion 07/01/2018 at 22:25

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I took a shit there, it was great. 

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 22:25

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You thought my avatar was a joke?

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > AestheticsInMotion 07/01/2018 at 22:26

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Damn it curse you and your perfect hair 

E90M3 > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/01/2018 at 22:27

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Necessary sending peasants to gulag with E90M3.

Actually had a Russian girl take that picture .

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/01/2018 at 22:29

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I mean you haven’t broken my eyes yet so

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > E90M3 07/01/2018 at 22:31

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Start with JKM and work your way down from there

AestheticsInMotion > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 07/01/2018 at 22:35

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*hair catches curse, reflecting it back at twice the potency *

Shoop > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 22:53

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Test

If anybody is out there say something

Under_Score > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 22:58

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The fans love me. (Photo credit to MonkeePuzzle)

Under_Score > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 07/01/2018 at 23:02

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Russ and J. Cole were performing a joint show at Philips Arena back in May and I went to it. It’s kind of weird sleeping around thousands of people that are also sleeping.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Shoop 07/01/2018 at 23:05

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You failed the test.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 07/01/2018 at 23:11

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I was trying to make a joke. I’m usually way funnier in my head. 

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/01/2018 at 23:42

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee 07/01/2018 at 23:45

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Is that your Niva in the picture?

Shoop > Shoop 07/01/2018 at 23:52

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gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2018 at 00:35

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A-yup

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2018 at 08:25

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A day late and a dollar short,

Eury - AFRICA TWIN!!!!!!! > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2018 at 08:35

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I’m a few hours late but I was busy workin...

Hi Oppo!

Spanfeller is a twat > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2018 at 10:05

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enjoy my face after driving my car over 220km/h for the fist time. 

MonkeePuzzle > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2018 at 10:10

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sorry, was out of town, melfie monday it is

here is my “cannot believe it’s monday and my coworkers are doing an awful lot of talking near me” face

MonkeePuzzle > AestheticsInMotion 07/02/2018 at 10:36

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EssExTee is right, that IS a lot of hair!

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > MonkeePuzzle 07/02/2018 at 11:27

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Holy hell monkee what have you done

MonkeePuzzle > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 07/02/2018 at 11:30

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this is an appropriate response

Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2018 at 12:18

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Whoa! Buffer image next time!

jk, couldn’t help myself

AestheticsInMotion > MonkeePuzzle 07/02/2018 at 12:37

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Disappoint in the lack of mustachio

MonkeePuzzle > AestheticsInMotion 07/02/2018 at 12:45

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enjoy :D

Wacko > AestheticsInMotion 07/03/2018 at 14:34

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until you get to that age when it stops coming back, but starts growing out of your ears and nose.