How the original Knight Rider should have ended...

"Manwich - now Keto-Friendly" (manwich) 06/24/2018 at 23:40 • Filed to: None

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The last episode of the original Knight Rider where “Michael tries to stop a voodoo woman who is using mind control on innocent people and forcing them to commit crimes for her.” is not how the series should have ended.

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It should have ended in one of two ways...

1. He intends on hitting Turbo Boost:

But instead, Michael Knight fat-fingers it and hits Eject Left ... gets ejected, lands on his ass on the roadway and gets run over by other traffic... preferably a truck named Goliath.

And from there, Knight Industries gets shut down due to the dangerously poor ergonomics on KITT.  

2. Michael Knight hits turbo boost to get over a car in his way, but he forgot that he’s still in a parking garage with a low ceiling. Roof gets crushed, Michael Knight dies.

Knight Industries gets shut down due to lack of safeguards on Turbo Boost function.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 06/24/2018 at 23:57

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I just want to know how the %$#( he gets out of the car once he drives it into the semi trailer. Those long doors, that 8-foot-wide trailer... Totally unrealistic. And where does that stupid truck go, back and forth across the country on Interstate 40?

lone_liberal > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 06/24/2018 at 23:59

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He climbed through the T-tops!

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 06/25/2018 at 00:02

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Gets in and out through the window like The Duke Boys...

As for the truck, it’s doing a tour of all the Flying Js in the USA.

wafflesnfalafel > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 06/25/2018 at 00:06

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that trailer is like the Tardis on doc who

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 06/25/2018 at 00:11

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Hits turbo boost and then gets shot out of the air by air wolf.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 06/25/2018 at 00:15

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And then you hear someone say “Oops”

tromoly > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 06/25/2018 at 01:10

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Wait, so this isn’t how the series ended?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > lone_liberal 06/25/2018 at 06:26

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I'd considered that...

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > tromoly 06/25/2018 at 09:14

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Sadly no.

Sonny Crockett > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 06/25/2018 at 15:15

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How about you just your imagination run wild and enjoy it for what it is. A great wholesome tv show that the whole family can watch. Just leave it alone.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Sonny Crockett 06/25/2018 at 16:43

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Chariotoflove > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 06/25/2018 at 19:12

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Hater.

Next, you’re gonna say he didn’t look like a real life guard, or that he doesn’t sing well.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Chariotoflove 06/25/2018 at 23:19

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All that AND he will fail to make the audition for his own biopic.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoff_the_Record

Chariotoflove > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 06/25/2018 at 23:42

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Well that’s jealousy talkin’ now.

At least he was perfect as Quill’s father. 

My bird IS the word > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 06/25/2018 at 23:57

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Michael K night inadvertently leaves the headlights on in a parking lot, completely draining KITT’s battery, killing the AI.

ttyymmnn > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 06/26/2018 at 00:03

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I like Flying J. Good coffee.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > My bird IS the word 06/26/2018 at 10:14

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And then they have to go with the stripped down backup AI named ‘Howie’ who’s a complete idiot.

My bird IS the word > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 06/26/2018 at 12:03

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I can’t let you do that, D ave.