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"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit) 05/10/2018 at 14:14 • Filed to: caught on dashcam, dashcam, ram cam, amg

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But if I had the money to afford an AMG GLS63 I could also afford the speeding tickets and not do FORTY FOUR IN A FORTY FIVE.

Why buy the AMG version if you’re not going to drive it fast??

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Takuro Spirit 05/10/2018 at 14:18

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farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Takuro Spirit 05/10/2018 at 14:25

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if you drive it fast... how will people be stuck behind you for long enough to know you have an amg?

benjrblant > Takuro Spirit 05/10/2018 at 14:31

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Why buy the AMG version if you’re not going to drive it fast??

Why buy a ___ if you’re not going to ___.

Pickup/haul stuff

racecar/track day it bro

van/tote your family of 18

miata/ls swap it

disco2/replace head gaskets weekly

etc etc etc.

Ash78, voting early and often > Takuro Spirit 05/10/2018 at 14:35

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I see these almost daily.

NEVER driven the way they were intended. Just a weird status symbol.

smobgirl > Takuro Spirit 05/10/2018 at 14:36

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Does that mean the Saturn Vue that was weaving in an out of traffic on my drive in this morning was the AMG version? I should’ve looked a little closer.

BigBlock440 > Takuro Spirit 05/10/2018 at 14:37

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They could afford the speeding tickets, but can’t afford to lose the $1m in coke in the back?

Spanfeller is a twat > Takuro Spirit 05/10/2018 at 14:38

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how fast would you go?

shop-teacher > Takuro Spirit 05/10/2018 at 14:38

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Nah dude. It’s leased.

Wacko > benjrblant 05/10/2018 at 14:38

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Van/Give out free candy.

benjrblant > Wacko 05/10/2018 at 14:40

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My bad, this is the correct pairing.

You can afford the massive rolling real estate, why not show your generosity with some free confectioneries?

Takuro Spirit > Spanfeller is a twat 05/10/2018 at 14:47

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If I had an AMG or if the AMG wasn’t in my way?

Wacko > benjrblant 05/10/2018 at 14:47

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hey it’s not my generosity I want to show you....

Takuro Spirit > smobgirl 05/10/2018 at 14:47

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Probably at least a Redline

SmugAardvark > Takuro Spirit 05/10/2018 at 14:48

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Once I saw the bottom-right corner of your dashcam, this was all I could think of...

benjrblant > Wacko 05/10/2018 at 14:48

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aaaaaaaaaand we’re done here.

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > benjrblant 05/10/2018 at 14:49

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Tesla/ talk about your Tesla

benjrblant > Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo 05/10/2018 at 14:49

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or put vanity plates on it.

SmugAardvark > benjrblant 05/10/2018 at 14:50

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Corvette/Overcompensate

Wait...what...?

Wacko > benjrblant 05/10/2018 at 14:51

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wait don’t leave

Spanfeller is a twat > Takuro Spirit 05/10/2018 at 14:53

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why not both?

If I didn’t have someone in front of me, I’d be doing 5 above, if I had an AMG I’d be doing 5 above too. I’m to cheap to speed :P

Wacko > benjrblant 05/10/2018 at 14:55

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I’ve got ice cream and Wifi too

Svend > Takuro Spirit 05/10/2018 at 16:26

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Maybe, just maybe it’s the going 44 in a 45 zone and not wasting money on speeding tickets and observing the law that allows them to afford the AMG GLS63.

His Stigness > SmugAardvark 05/10/2018 at 16:27

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Shut up Farva.

Takuro Spirit > Svend 05/10/2018 at 16:38

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horee chit