I'm gonna kill someone

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland) 05/09/2018 at 17:16 • Filed to: None

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Any suggestions for a new password?

15 characters? I’m out folks, fuck this they can email me the damn files.

https://passwordsgenerator.net/

HammerheadFistpunch > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/09/2018 at 17:23

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is there a max limit? Copy and paste the whole thing.

E90M3 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/09/2018 at 17:24

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G0ToFu!K@c4m3l!

There, 15 characters.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/09/2018 at 17:24

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Oppositelockisnumber1

Party-vi > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/09/2018 at 17:25

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Aabbccddeeffgg1

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/09/2018 at 17:25

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ThisIsAVeryLongPassword

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > E90M3 05/09/2018 at 17:25

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I am down with this.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/09/2018 at 17:26

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MyPasswordIsYuuuge

Edit - cannot contain, dammit...

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > HammerheadFistpunch 05/09/2018 at 17:27

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$ubaru4life is no longer usable, I am sad.

Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/09/2018 at 17:27

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CorrectHorseBatteryStaple!

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/09/2018 at 17:30

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If they’re going to be this anal about your password it’d be better if they offered 2FA as an option rather than a password that you’ll never remember.

Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/09/2018 at 17:30

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Come up with a phrase; it seems annoying but you’ll adapt. My old work was 12. I had lots of books near my desk so I just did titles of books.

HammerheadFistpunch > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/09/2018 at 17:31

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You could make an anagram of the rules

Ul#notfirstlast13

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > gin-san - shitpost specialist 05/09/2018 at 17:31

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No 2FA, just an email and a password you have to change every god damn month.

MonkeePuzzle > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/09/2018 at 17:35

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use a 7 digit password twice or something

pAssw@rd1-1dr@wssAp

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/09/2018 at 17:42

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You need a password manager, I use 1password and now I can have 50 character passwords and not have to worry about remembering them.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 05/09/2018 at 17:43

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Yeah I’m going to do that, probably just put it on my phone so I only need to remember my phone pass code.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/09/2018 at 17:44

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Oppositelock6969

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/09/2018 at 18:00

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How about $ubaru4Death666

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/09/2018 at 18:02

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Wait a second... I have a great suggestion:

1mG0naK1llSome1

Future next gen S2000 owner > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/09/2018 at 18:11

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IlovetheJeffGordon24forever

IloveMarkMartin6forever

ttyymmnn > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/09/2018 at 18:16

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Use a car name, preferably your own. Such as, “2001 Mazda Miata” or “2003 Honda Odyssey”. Easy to remember, plenty of characters, fits all parameters.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/09/2018 at 19:00

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1password allows for multiple devices so you have some redundancy in case you loose your phone.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ttyymmnn 05/09/2018 at 19:07

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Now you know my secret.

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/09/2018 at 20:04

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People who think changing passwords every month helps network security need to get slapped around and actually do their research.

https://www.wired.com/2016/03/want-safer-passwords-dont-change-often/

https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/blogs/techftc/2016/03/time-rethink-mandatory-password-changes

https://www.howtogeek.com/187645/htg-explains-should-you-regularly-change-your-passwords/

You get the idea.

smobgirl > E90M3 05/09/2018 at 20:45

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Our Wells Fargo account for work needed a new password every 60 days or something. I went through every tenant in our strip mall and then started variations of FuckWells2017! Etc.

Still just logged in with the same two security questions every month. Much easier.

E90M3 > smobgirl 05/09/2018 at 20:48

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More like fracwells2017, am I right? Haha

smobgirl > E90M3 05/09/2018 at 20:53

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E90M3 > smobgirl 05/09/2018 at 20:59

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I almost took a job fracking wells near you.

I’m having second thoughts about that now.

arl > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/09/2018 at 21:03

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Antidisestablishmentarianism.

So easy to remember!

smobgirl > E90M3 05/09/2018 at 21:04

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I’m trying to write up projects here and in TX for new construction over horizontal wells. One is unfortunately close to where a house blew up from an accidentally severed gas vent line, so it’s all kinds of fun.

NYankee1927 > HammerheadFistpunch 05/09/2018 at 21:12

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That is a great idea. My company is cracking down and that should do it.