Slow Boat to Jail

"someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired) 04/30/2018 at 10:04 • Filed to: no-speed pursuit

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Halifax-Dartmouth Ferry

With a top speed of 10 knots, it’s probably not the best getaway vehicle. Then again, if you rob a Tim Hortons (donut shop), you’re probably not a criminal mastermind.

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Wacko > someassemblyrequired 04/30/2018 at 10:12

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More Newfie than Newfie.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > someassemblyrequired 04/30/2018 at 10:14

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Pro tip: when utilizing a vehicle for a getaway, don’t use one with a set route.

Also, I was on that ferry once

someassemblyrequired > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 04/30/2018 at 10:24

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Well that guy is definitely guilty of optimism.

Yeah the ferry is great, drops you right downtown, but it takes 10 minutes, which is quick, but not as quick as radio waves.

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > someassemblyrequired 04/30/2018 at 11:16

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The waves on the water are faster than that ferry

someassemblyrequired > winterlegacy, here 'till the end 04/30/2018 at 11:41

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Yeah but no one’s going to swim or kayak in that literal s$@%. I guess the sewage treatment plant has made things better but yeah I remember the 80s and 90s.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > someassemblyrequired 04/30/2018 at 12:32

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Ah, Halifax.....

someassemblyrequired > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 04/30/2018 at 13:45

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Discovers another reason why it didn’t want to be associated with Dartmouth?

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > someassemblyrequired 04/30/2018 at 15:14

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someassemblyrequired > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 04/30/2018 at 15:58

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Meme is accurate