Calling all Portland-area Oppos! This is an APB, sort of.

Kinja'd!!! "NKato" (NKato)
04/28/2018 at 18:18 • Filed to: Crown Victoria, Let's try to catch this fucker

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My auto club president’s car was damaged by an asshole trying to get the “bro lights” off of his Crown Vic. Literally tied up a cable to the lights, and ripped it off, damaging the vehicle in the process. The hood, windshield (a recent replacement) and the roof, along with the side mirror, were damaged or broken. There was also damage to the frame.

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This occurred at Ringo’s in Beaverton, OR by the NAPA Auto Shop. There is surveillance video of the act.

The vehicle is a black Dodge Ram 1500 with chrome running boards, estimated to be model year 2009-2018. If you spot any vehicles matching this description, please call it in to Beaverton Police Department. Hell, if you hear in the breeze of someone boasting about this shit, call it in! This seems like something some dumbass “frat bro” would brag about.

If you see any light bars coming up on the local Craigslist, call that in as well. I want this cocksucker caught — he has $10,000 of damage to pay for. Since he has a nice Dodge Ram, I’m pretty sure he can afford it.

The vandalized Crown Vic, dubbed Ash Crime , has a five-speed manual.

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DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > NKato
04/28/2018 at 18:38

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That’s why I don’t drink/street park.

My friends think I’m fun (sic)


Kinja'd!!! NKato > Spanfeller is a twat
04/28/2018 at 18:40

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I know. I don’t drink when I’m out with my car. A can of Ginger Ale is good enough.


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > NKato
04/28/2018 at 18:49

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Damn, that sucks man....the camera didn’t catch any part of the plate on the truck?


Kinja'd!!! NKato > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
04/28/2018 at 18:53

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The camera didn’t look high-res enough for that.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > NKato
04/28/2018 at 19:11

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What a dirtbag, I hope they catch him.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > NKato
04/28/2018 at 19:33

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Dude’s bed was full of stuff. I bet this guy was driving around stealing shit all day. What’s the purpose of having a security camera if it has Mr. Magoo levels of resolution? Good luck to your buddy.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > NKato
04/28/2018 at 20:25

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That blows. I hope they catch him. Not even a particularly shitty part of town.


Kinja'd!!! 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > NKato
04/28/2018 at 20:37

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$10000? Lol are you high, he could buy an entire car for 2k

Not that I support the damage done


Kinja'd!!! NKato > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered
04/28/2018 at 21:02

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While you may be right, the car that was vandalized was customized with a 5-speed manual, among other improvements. I would say taking a 2k car and bringing it back in line with the original would be a lot more time consuming.


Kinja'd!!! 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > NKato
04/28/2018 at 21:11

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Your 100% wrong, if it’s just the door trim, windshield light bar and the hood, well then your looking at 1000$ in parts unpainted, painted would still be much less than $10000, most insurance estimates would be around 3500$ I don’t think if paint is involved, still not 10 grand


Kinja'd!!! 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered
04/28/2018 at 21:15

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And if the frame was in fact damaged, doing a chassis swap into a 2000$ doner vehicle is not worth 8k in man hours