This was a slam dunk

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove) 04/27/2018 at 16:32 • Filed to: my first shitpost

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I just want to say, that Kristen Lee earned an extra notch of respect from me today for the way she !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Best quote:

“...my freedom of speech dictates that your bumper stickers make you look like a fuck ass.”

That doesn’t even make sense, but she said it with such authority, that there is no comeback.

And yes, I am anti-bumper sticker. Fight me.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Chariotoflove 04/27/2018 at 16:37

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Totally agree. Bumper stickers help you express yourself.....as a paint drinking crackhead who feels the world should know they voted.....for a Cheeto

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Chariotoflove 04/27/2018 at 16:41

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what about my oppo sticker :(

WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove 04/27/2018 at 16:42

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“first shitpost”?

DipodomysDeserti > Chariotoflove 04/27/2018 at 16:43

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Quantity of bumper stickers is a good indicator of the mental stability of the driver.

Urambo Tauro > Chariotoflove 04/27/2018 at 16:46

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Ugh, sitckers covering up the middle of the rear glass like in that pic are just the worst. Tells you everything you need to know about the driver.

Wacko > DipodomysDeserti 04/27/2018 at 16:48

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WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove 04/27/2018 at 16:51

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Wow I almost felt bad for Justin there. It’s like they agreed to a gunfight, and Kristen brought a GAU-8, while Justin brought a child’s cap gun, and forgot the caps.

Wacko > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 04/27/2018 at 16:51

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WilliamsSW > DipodomysDeserti 04/27/2018 at 16:52

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Regardless of their political leanings, I give a wide berth to ANY car that’s completely festooned with bumper stickers.

deekster_caddy > Chariotoflove 04/27/2018 at 16:53

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I’m not a fan of bumper stickers, but if you are going to put them on, might as well go all in.

Seen earlier this week on the back of a minivan (while driving our new minivan): “I used to be cool”

My bird IS the word > Chariotoflove 04/27/2018 at 16:56

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Are bumper stickers that are jokes ok?

cmill189 - sans Volvo > DipodomysDeserti 04/27/2018 at 16:58

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So you’re telling me the owners of those shitboxes covered in Bible scripture, in more than one way, aren’t firing on all cylinders?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Chariotoflove 04/27/2018 at 16:59

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I would like to see Kristin argue from the “Wrong” side and win that argument convincingly. With the Parsh video, the VW Tanaouk and this bumper sticker video she has an advantage because her view is already widely accepted to be the right one. Jus sayin...

TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo > Wacko 04/27/2018 at 17:02

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They didn’t even wast space with the license plate.

19JRC99 > Chariotoflove 04/27/2018 at 17:05

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Depends on the stickers, I feel.

In the back window of my Dakota I have:

1 Hurst Shifters sticker

1 Mooneyes sticker

1 Roadkill sticker

and a Summit Racing sticker.

Spanfeller is a twat > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/27/2018 at 17:07

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But everyone loves Kristen! How could they give her a loosing side?

npc58501 > Chariotoflove 04/27/2018 at 17:14

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I don’t like bumper stickers or dealer logos on my cars. They are hard to get off and make the car look like shit in my opinion. The only thing I stick on my car is a winter grill cover on the front made of clear tape and foam to get the car warm/better mpg in the ND Winters.

Basically when driving around I drive defensively and have no stickers (no identifiers). Essentially saying I am a happy, practicing, none of your fucking business!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Chariotoflove 04/27/2018 at 17:27

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Do stickers on the front of a roof rack count?

Future next gen S2000 owner > Chariotoflove 04/27/2018 at 17:31

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I like how they have two arguments and don’t actually argue a common point.

Chariotoflove > Wacko 04/27/2018 at 17:51

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Nuts on both sides.

Chariotoflove > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 04/27/2018 at 17:52

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That’s different. It serves the useful purpose of getting you out of speeding tickets...at least if the cop recognizes your Oppo name.

Chariotoflove > Spanfeller is a twat 04/27/2018 at 17:53

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Maybe she’s too smart to let herself be played like that.

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW 04/27/2018 at 17:54

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Never feel bad for Justin.

Chariotoflove > Future next gen S2000 owner 04/27/2018 at 17:55

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That’s Internet CONTENT in today’s world.

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW 04/27/2018 at 17:55

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Quiet you.

Chariotoflove > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 04/27/2018 at 17:55

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Yes.

Chariotoflove > My bird IS the word 04/27/2018 at 17:56

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Only if they’re really, really good and never get old...as judged by me.

WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove 04/27/2018 at 17:56

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I said “almost”. That’s as far as I go.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Chariotoflove 04/27/2018 at 19:02

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Well crap

Wacko > Chariotoflove 04/27/2018 at 19:05

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That’s why we have to build a wall on the Canadian boarder, to keep all of you out...;)

Chariotoflove > Wacko 04/27/2018 at 19:29

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Better build faster. The nuttiest ones seem to always say, “if candidate X wins the Presidency, I’m moving to Canada”, upon which the opposing side nuts say, “well good riddance then”.

Wacko > Chariotoflove 04/27/2018 at 19:51

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basically the same thing up here.

sony1492 > Chariotoflove 04/27/2018 at 21:04

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Counterpoint: Cop thinks it has to do with drifting and issues the fullest amount of ticket possible.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > My bird IS the word 04/27/2018 at 21:10

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Sticker are only okay on glass. Never on bumpers

Chariotoflove > sony1492 04/27/2018 at 21:34

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Thus confirming our outlaw status and therefore totally worth it.

I have another burner, try to guess it! > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 04/27/2018 at 23:38

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window stickers are completely different.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo 04/30/2018 at 15:03

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But spelled it wrong...