Sounds like a terrible orgy. 

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes) 04/27/2018 at 15:52 • Filed to: None

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Urambo Tauro > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 04/27/2018 at 15:57

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Look at those treads, man. Raph needs a toe alignment.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 04/27/2018 at 15:58

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Tekamul > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 04/27/2018 at 15:59

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So much beard hair. So itchy.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 04/27/2018 at 16:02

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Well, if you’re into dudes, you’re in the right place.

The only place with more dudes is a Subaru meet at a vape shop.

Takuro Spirit > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 04/27/2018 at 16:04

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Not if Matt brings his Ball Powder

Chariotoflove > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 04/27/2018 at 16:04

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Who’s the bass player?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 04/27/2018 at 16:09

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It all starts with a simple Cargument

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 04/27/2018 at 16:10

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not pictured: the one dude who ACTUALLY lives in california

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Chariotoflove 04/27/2018 at 16:10

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kristin, bass is basically a fancy guitar

Wacko > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 04/27/2018 at 16:12

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behind bars

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Wacko 04/27/2018 at 16:19

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For some reason that reminds me of the singing-from-behind-a-window thing in the video for Tears for Fears’ Mad World.

Chariotoflove > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 04/27/2018 at 16:21

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Incorrect. There’s an art to assigning these things. Kristen is the singer. Torch is bass. Orlove is likely the drummer. Ballaban is...

...well, give him a tambourine or something.

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 04/27/2018 at 16:29

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I liked them better when DeMuro was lead singer.

fintail > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 04/27/2018 at 16:37

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Williamsburg relocated to Silver Lake?

vicali > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 04/27/2018 at 16:49

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Orlove’d

Spanfeller is a twat > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 04/27/2018 at 16:54

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Question of the day: How can I make clouds using my scubbie’s exhaust?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 04/27/2018 at 17:11

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Get rid of the two on the left and then we’re talking.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Spanfeller is a twat 04/27/2018 at 17:40

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Drive it, it’ll eventually blow a head gasket.

Dusty Ventures > Chariotoflove 04/27/2018 at 20:40

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I could actually see Kristen rocking the bass

Chariotoflove > Dusty Ventures 04/27/2018 at 21:30

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Could work. She could do vocals at the same time, like Peter Cetera.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Chariotoflove 04/30/2018 at 15:06

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