An accurate depiction of the Toronto Maple Leafs (Sorry for your loss, Smallbear)

Kinja'd!!! "Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
04/26/2018 at 08:33 • Filed to: None

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Its all fun and games until the front end comes off


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
04/26/2018 at 08:40

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I think in the case, it was the back end. And the wheels. And where ever they keep the pride.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
04/26/2018 at 08:41

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oh look a fancy golf cart that’s always broken down....


Kinja'd!!! someassemblyrequired > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
04/26/2018 at 09:02

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HABS RULE!!! Oh wait...


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
04/26/2018 at 09:04

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Cars are an analogy for all pro sports teams.

A multinational conglomeration of loosely assorted parts from completely different places, all pretending to get along and act as a single unit for a little while until it no longer makes economic sense.


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Ash78, voting early and often
04/26/2018 at 09:05

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thats way deeper than what i was going for, props to you


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
04/26/2018 at 09:23

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The front never fell off. The back fell off.

Blaming Jake Gardiner is a cliche and I hate using it, in fact I usually stand up for him because he puts up more points than he allows even with all his spectacular breakdowns... but dayum. For someone who usually performs under pressure he fucking blew it. 1st tying goal and final go-ahead goal were both on him. Not to mention a stupid pinch in a tied Game 4 that the Leafs were dominating in.

Eh, it is what it is. He’s infuriating but to quote Babcock “who do you want out there instead”. They simply don’t have the defense to lock down a game they’re losing against a team like the Bruins. They can lock down a lead fairly well (unhappy ending notwithstanding) which is a welcome change, but they don’t have the depth on the back to stop the bleeding when they have to push hard.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Tekamul
04/26/2018 at 09:26

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The pride died in Game 1. The frustration rose in and after Game 2. At this point I’m just glad they ended up putting up a fight.

But yeah, that D needs work. I don’t often blame Gardiner because memorability aside he’s not as bad as most think... but woof, what a time to lay an egg. If Reilly hadn’t come back they’d have been murdered.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
04/26/2018 at 09:27

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Also, where the hell is that? That ain’t no Ontario plate.