"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 04/25/2018 at 20:47 • Filed to: None

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Bob Ross was a Master Sergeant in the Air Force.

Ash78, voting early and often > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/25/2018 at 20:53

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Now, if you watch what I do here, you’ll see me with just a light little touch, the lightest touch. It doesn’t take much at all, just a little stroke across the trigger and, well, you just let the bullets waste the Hajis in the happy little treeline over there. Let’s put a couple of wispy little clouds right in front of the muzzle. There we go.

coqui70 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/25/2018 at 20:57

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He was a PJ (Para-rescue Jumper or Red Beret) ... and was awarded a Medal of Honor for rescuing then Lt. Ted Striker after he was shot down while returning from a secret mission to attack enemy positions in the vicinity of Macho Grande.

For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/25/2018 at 20:57

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That explains why he had so much free time to practice painting

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/25/2018 at 20:59

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Johnny Cash, Chuck Norris, Mr. FiSTer, Morgan Freeman so many greats have spent a little time in the service.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/25/2018 at 21:23

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And just like the cake , his hair was a lie.

https://www.today.com/popculture/can-you-handle-truth-bob-ross-famous-curly-hair-was-t102398