This guy gets it.

"Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo) 04/25/2018 at 16:42 • Filed to: None

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He made it better.

Chariotoflove > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/25/2018 at 16:46

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So tell me then, what exactly would you load onto that rack for a road trip?

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Chariotoflove 04/25/2018 at 16:48

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elk.

Die-Trying > Chariotoflove 04/25/2018 at 16:50

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large pet carrier....... comes to mind.........

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Chariotoflove 04/25/2018 at 16:50

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A suitcase. With two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

Not that he needs all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

JeepJeremy > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/25/2018 at 16:55

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Damn

That’s all kinds of awesome

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/25/2018 at 16:56

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only one star to give.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > JeepJeremy 04/25/2018 at 16:58

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I’ve had four of these, no one’s gonna miss it when its gone, so have some fun.

or as Mojo Nixon said: “you only live once so off with them pants!”

Die-Trying > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/25/2018 at 16:59

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that guy is brave, he left the key to the door laying in the bed........

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Die-Trying 04/25/2018 at 16:59

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would you steal it?

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/25/2018 at 17:03

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This guy watched way too much Red Green Handyman corner

Die-Trying > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/25/2018 at 17:06

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see now, thats where things get interesting. i might take the car and JUST move it a ways, so its not exactly where the guy left it...... all in good fun of course.......

i mean, i got enough projects on my plate right now as it is...........i am fixin to have to start double stacking them.......

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/25/2018 at 17:25

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It’s not hard to make those better. One could for instance, set it on fire, or fill it completely with used gym socks. Literally anything you do to those is an improvement.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/25/2018 at 17:32

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I enjoyed torturing them, they never die, just get sicker.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 04/25/2018 at 17:33

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those are an indestructable, reliable car that will run in the most deplorable condition. I loved them because the world hated them.

Chariotoflove > Die-Trying 04/25/2018 at 17:48

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*only if empty.

Chariotoflove > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/25/2018 at 17:50

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So the elk can go through the windshield and hit you in the face upon the inevitable collision. Brilliant!

Chariotoflove > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/25/2018 at 17:51

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You forgot the ketamine.

WilliamsSW > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/25/2018 at 17:54

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A savage journey to the heart of the American Dream...

WilliamsSW > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/25/2018 at 17:55

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It probably rattles less, too.

Needs more blower sticking out of the hood.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Chariotoflove 04/25/2018 at 18:06

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you put an pre-emptive elk on there before you head out. it will cancel out any elk you hit because math.

Chariotoflove > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/25/2018 at 19:02

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TIL. See, this is why I read here, to get the important stuff I need.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Chariotoflove 04/25/2018 at 21:49

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It’s what I’m here for. to share the wisdom of a million miles.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Chariotoflove 04/25/2018 at 21:50

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typo, I meant because meth.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > WilliamsSW 04/25/2018 at 21:53

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turns out it was a lame fuckaround.

WilliamsSW > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/25/2018 at 22:09

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I felt like a monster reincarnation of Horatio Alger: A man on the move, and just sick enough to be totally confident.

Chariotoflove > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/25/2018 at 22:11

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whatever, you had me at “elk”.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > WilliamsSW 04/25/2018 at 22:54

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Now as far as GM goes, you can stand on the hood of the chevette, and you can almost see that high watermark, where the wave finally broke and rolled back.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Die-Trying 04/25/2018 at 23:00

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you put the pets out back,elk on the rack.

WilliamsSW > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/26/2018 at 00:11

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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

Die-Trying > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 04/26/2018 at 16:17

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them pets would make spectacular hood ornaments, just ask these guys......