Way to reinforce the stereotype 

"E90M3" (e90m3) 04/14/2018 at 14:07 • Filed to: None

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BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > E90M3 04/14/2018 at 14:11

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So what you’re saying is that you bought another one?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > E90M3 04/14/2018 at 14:16

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The “spot” to the right is too small for anything but a motorcycle, which could still fit. No harm no foul.

atfsgeoff > E90M3 04/14/2018 at 14:27

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I park right up against cars taking up two spots like this (preferably on the driver’s side), leaving just a few inches. Don’t care if my car gets keyed or dented, people must be taught that this is not acceptable.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 04/14/2018 at 14:36

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My Tercel could have fit no problem

If it could make it that far

WilliamsSW > E90M3 04/14/2018 at 14:37

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For a moment I thought the license plate said “I’m a bozo”.

Would have been accurate

E90M3 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 04/14/2018 at 14:48

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It parks between the lines of it gets the hose.

E90M3 > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 04/14/2018 at 14:49

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That’s one weird looking e34.

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 04/14/2018 at 14:53

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Using a nearly useless slot at the back of the lot? I’ll allow it.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > E90M3 04/14/2018 at 14:56

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Ur a weird looking E34

Noah - Now with more boost. > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 04/14/2018 at 15:09

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Can I be a weird looking E32? Also!! Did you buy that E36?

Noah - Now with more boost. > E90M3 04/14/2018 at 15:13

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I was tailgated by a tool in an E90 328i today. It was completely stock other than the beginnings/end of some awful “urban camo” and M stripes treatment that covered the front bumper and hood only. Driving aggressively in heavy traffic, tailgating, etc. It is obviously my solemn duty to buy that damn 750iL and show these degenerates what’s what...

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > E90M3 04/14/2018 at 15:16

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A hose sounds like a reward for a car. How about “or it gets the microfiber car wash mitten that I dropped on the driveway 3 times”

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Noah - Now with more boost. 04/14/2018 at 15:32

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The owner is a no show to the dealership after two weeks of talking.

He won’t answer the phone. I’ll wait until 4.

Also, ur a weird looking E32.

E90M3 > Noah - Now with more boost. 04/14/2018 at 15:38

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I blew the doors off of a 328i in the IS-F in West Virginia. Sometimes you just have to put people back in their place.

Nom De Plume > E90M3 04/14/2018 at 15:48

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Surest sign of being an idiot is taking two spots and not parking on a diagonal. If a daily habit in the same location some form of humorous riposte would be unavoidable.

Noah - Now with more boost. > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 04/14/2018 at 16:52

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Typical car buying experience SMH. Sorry to hear that! It seemed like a good deal all things considered.

Up on my pedestal

Noah - Now with more boost. > E90M3 04/14/2018 at 16:54

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Yes I would have done something *very* childish in the WRX involving a downshift for some gunshots and then BYEEEE

Derpwagon > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 04/15/2018 at 05:59

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No.

Derpwagon > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. 04/15/2018 at 05:59

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No.