What the fuck 

"gin-san - shitpost specialist" (gin-san-) 04/07/2018 at 07:34 • Filed to: PARIS

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I’ve been up for 24 hours so I took a photo to make sure I wasn’t delirious. A Smart Evoque is what I’ve decided to call it.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > gin-san - shitpost specialist 04/07/2018 at 08:02

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The agents of SMERSH are after you...

BvdV - The Dutch Engineer > gin-san - shitpost specialist 04/07/2018 at 08:11

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It looks like it is one of the many different ‘voiture-sans-permis’ France has to offer.

Some research learns it is a  JDM (seriously that is what the brand is called...) Xheos Pioneer

Nibby > gin-san - shitpost specialist 04/07/2018 at 09:28

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throws vomit at screen

Urambo Tauro > gin-san - shitpost specialist 04/07/2018 at 09:31

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What a cute little Strange Rover.

smobgirl > gin-san - shitpost specialist 04/07/2018 at 09:41

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I want to redesign the roof and back end to look more like a miniature Kia Soul. I’d drive that.

winterlegacy, here 'till the end > gin-san - shitpost specialist 04/07/2018 at 10:38

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It really does look like a tiny Range Rover Evoque.

Since it’s been established it’s one of the “no permit” French cars, how about some Ligier JS50?

Cé hé sin > gin-san - shitpost specialist 04/07/2018 at 11:19

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It’s one of many voitures sans permits, which you can drive without a licence. Originally intended for country folk who didn’t want to deal with the hassle of testing, they’re now used by those who have been sufficiently naughty to have lost their licences.

Svend > winterlegacy, here 'till the end 04/07/2018 at 11:35

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That looks like a Smart and a DS3 got it on.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Urambo Tauro 04/07/2018 at 13:29

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Damn that’s a proper name for it.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Cé hé sin 04/07/2018 at 17:33

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In my area you can always tell who the drunks are - they’re middle-aged and riding 49cc scooters, vehicles that go by the unflattering nickname of ‘DUIcycles’

Cé hé sin > smobgirl 04/07/2018 at 17:51

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I’ve seen a vsp at an exhibition. It sat there, all opened up and with the engine chugging away. Not only could you look in and see the little industrial diesel shaking away happily, you could see that the car seemed to be made of a spaceframe of narrow metal tubes about the diameter of something you’d use to hold up a tent. Attached to this you had fibreglass panels.

You might want to drive one (truth be told I wouldn’t mind myself) but you certainly wouldn’t want to establish contact with something unyielding in one.

smobgirl > Cé hé sin 04/07/2018 at 22:22

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I mean, I favor 25-year-old+ tin cans, so you may be over-estimating my desire to live.