And the award for situational awareness goes to...

Kinja'd!!! "Berang" (berang)
04/06/2018 at 22:13 • Filed to: None

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...not this guy.


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! NKato > Berang
04/06/2018 at 22:20

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And he gets himself nailed by an old-timey train, too...I mean, really? Come on, dude. The train is so fucking distinct, you’d have to be blind to not notice it coming.

The lamppost ding makes this, though...


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Berang
04/06/2018 at 22:21

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“again, for your safety, please don’t drive right in front of the train”


Kinja'd!!! Berang > NKato
04/06/2018 at 22:25

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I wanna guess kids screaming in the back seat, but then again the train is definitely making a big “WOOOOOOOoooo” noise that would drown even that out.


Kinja'd!!! Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Berang
04/06/2018 at 22:31

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Ever had a car full of screaming kids?

This might’ve been intentional.


Kinja'd!!! ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Berang
04/06/2018 at 22:41

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Getting hit by a slow moving steam engine in 2018... I think this probably qualifies one for an honorable mention at next year’s Darwin awards.


Kinja'd!!! cbell04 > Berang
04/06/2018 at 22:51

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Wow that’s a good one. Not like the train was massive and blowing a freaking steam whistle or anything!


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > Berang
04/06/2018 at 22:56

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It’s at this point that he knew, he fucked up

Seriously you hit probably the only functional model of that train in the entire world, at what looks like an event for old timey trains. How on god’s green earth do you manage that.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > Berang
04/06/2018 at 22:57

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I’ve been on that train!


Kinja'd!!! Quadradeuce > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever
04/06/2018 at 22:57

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All the stars for this.

-Father of a 3 & 5 year old who is gaining sympathy for his dad on road trips.


Kinja'd!!! His Stigness > Berang
04/06/2018 at 22:57

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“He just hit a car.” Nooo. The car hit him.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > His Stigness
04/06/2018 at 23:06

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Haha, that caught my ear too. I guess yeah, physics would say that the train hit the car, but according to right-of-way, it’s the other way ’round.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > His Stigness
04/06/2018 at 23:18

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That train never new about Defensive Driving!


Kinja'd!!! Berang > My bird IS the word
04/06/2018 at 23:33

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“where’s that loud train sound coming from?” “better stop on the tracks and find out”


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > Berang
04/06/2018 at 23:49

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My guess it was some incredibly ancient dude who shouldn’t be on the road anyway. You saw regularcars visit to a steam power show right?

these kinds of people.


Kinja'd!!! camaroboy68ss > My bird IS the word
04/07/2018 at 00:13

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now i want to go to a steam up, lol. I really enjoy all those old machines and how they work.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Berang
04/07/2018 at 07:22

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“genius”


Kinja'd!!! atfsgeoff > Berang
04/09/2018 at 22:23

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Never underestimate the idiocy factor. Steam engines are a harsh mistress.