"winterlegacy, here 'till the end" (winterlegacy)
04/03/2018 at 16:22 • Filed to: Shitpost Inside, shitpost, Public Disservice Announcement
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"winterlegacy, here 'till the end" (winterlegacy)
04/03/2018 at 16:22 • Filed to: Shitpost Inside, shitpost, Public Disservice Announcement | 7
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A sexually transmitted Impreza.
By sitting inside any Impreza, you have a chance of being infected with Sexually Transmitted Impreza-itis. Signs you may be a carrier involve considering purchasing Imprezas, convincing friends that Subarus are good cars, reading up on the history of Imprezas, and conversing with people who own Imprezas.
If you see friends, family, or other people close to you purchasing/driving Imprezas, they too could be carriers of the Sexually Transmitted Impreza-itis.
The good news is that most people are immune to some of the side effects of Sexually Transmitted Impreza-itis. In extreme cases, those infected with the ailment will go out of their way to purchase the guaranteed carriers of Sexually Transmitted Impreza-itis - Imprezas with the WRX branding. Extreme side effects include vaping, driving like a complete moron, and continuous head gasket failure.
Editor’s note: There is no editor. I’m bored. Please send help.
KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
> winterlegacy, here 'till the end
04/03/2018 at 16:35 |
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winterlegacy, here 'till the end
> KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
04/03/2018 at 16:35 |
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my mission has been accomplished and i am not proud
Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
> winterlegacy, here 'till the end
04/03/2018 at 17:00 |
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Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit time to get my vape pen and a flat brim hat! I think it was funny that EVERY WRX, Sti, or Saab 92x I looked at had a history of headgasket failure or already had a failed/failing one. The one I bought had the issue fixed and was only replaced due to emissions codes anyways. One owner, seemingly responsible non “dude-bro” so I think I found a good one.
I feel the “itis” coming on anytime I think about mods that I would like to do to the car. Thankfully I have my Miata to mod to all hell though so that should take care of my mod bug and driving like a jackass for now.
wafflesnfalafel
> winterlegacy, here 'till the end
04/03/2018 at 20:04 |
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got a thumbs up from a lady in a beautiful white one of those today on the way home from work