Scion TC by Maserati

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 03/30/2018 at 22:09 • Filed to: cras, shop, shitpost

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Mods don’t ban me pls

daender > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/30/2018 at 22:13

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That’s a great LeMons idea.

2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/30/2018 at 22:19

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Dead ass I posted a Photoshop request for one of these like a year ago

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/photoshop-request-for-the-talented-and-talentless-1793663538

Amazing that someone has come through, also don’t mind the cringy writing I was fairly new and dumb.

Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/30/2018 at 22:19

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Wow, you need help.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Chariotoflove 03/30/2018 at 22:21

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My mind goes to strange places when I’m bored

Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/30/2018 at 22:25

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Your mind must have a self loathing problem. There are so many other nice places to go. :)

86notchback > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/30/2018 at 23:20

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I actually like it...

No Prius Needed > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/31/2018 at 00:49

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daender > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/28/2018 at 21:19

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How have you not bought Automation and built this wonderful abomination?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > daender 08/28/2018 at 21:20

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Automation doesn’t have a “shitty trendy coupe made to appeal  to the youths” bodystyle option.

Nom De Plume > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/28/2018 at 21:28

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There’s only one excuse for these existing.  A race series.

dogisbadob > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/28/2018 at 21:35

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There is nothing wrong with that : o)

It would be a better car than the real TC, being a Toyota and all. I mean, Toyota did make the best Aston -Martin ever made .

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/28/2018 at 21:36

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Same price on the used market: scion and Maserati.

MakiDoma > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/28/2018 at 21:52

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No vinyl roof?

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/28/2018 at 22:07

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I'm okay with this. 

Wacko > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/28/2018 at 22:17

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But the Masarati logo should be in a Toyota oval, not in a pent astar

WilliamsSW > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/28/2018 at 23:15

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Are you on drugs? If so, you need to stop it.

If not, maybe now is a good time to start.

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/28/2018 at 23:27

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Jesusfuck, ban you from Oppo? We should ban you from life .

But those wheels are rockin’.