When that Tax Return hits you jusstt right...

"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt) 03/29/2018 at 20:45 • Filed to: shitpost, shitposting, Taxes, I'm not rich and I pay my taxes

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Now, should I buy pointless ricer mods, more electronic shit that I don’t need, take a vacation that I will forget about a month later, or invest it in a low-fee Index fund?

Or, I’ve heard about this new get-rich-scheme called Bitcoin. My social-media-influencer buddy told me about it.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/29/2018 at 20:59

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Savings account :|

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/29/2018 at 21:00

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I don’t come to Oppo to hear sensible, logical ideas.

MrDakka > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/29/2018 at 21:03

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Too late old man, it’s all about that burstcoin now XD

I spent my tax return on new tires

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > MrDakka 03/29/2018 at 21:07

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How about Tesla stock then..Oh wait.. OK what about Faceboo...nevermind

These damn kids ruining everything. What tires did you get?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/29/2018 at 21:07

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I was just sharing what I did with mine :(

AestheticsInMotion > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/29/2018 at 21:08

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One day of rally school. Boom. Who needs more stuff? Go tear up mountains in a built STI

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > AestheticsInMotion 03/29/2018 at 21:11

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Sounds great! but almost $1500 a day?!

fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/29/2018 at 21:12

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LOL is there one that even remotely keeps pace with inflation?

Vanguard funds are the way, I’ve averaged close to 10% over many years with far from the riskiest offerings.

AestheticsInMotion > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/29/2018 at 21:13

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Not cheap! But, uh... Yikes. Up here, Dirtfish *only* charges about $900 for a full day

Hmm.... How about a budget option? Rent a wrx off of turo and find some forest service roads. Make sure to hit a car wash on the way back!

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/29/2018 at 21:14

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If you’re very risk-averse have you considered CDs instead of a Savings account? Some offer over 1.1% for 12 mos. Just saying, still won’t cover for inflation but better than just a savings account.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > AestheticsInMotion 03/29/2018 at 21:17

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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/29/2018 at 21:17

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I’m not looking to tie up the money at the moment, I’m trying to buy a house.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/29/2018 at 21:21

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OK Got it. You need all that, and more in the first year. Good Luck!

daender > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/29/2018 at 21:25

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Car parts, duh.

Tekamul > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/29/2018 at 21:48

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I bought a bed. Yeah, I’m that cool.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Tekamul 03/29/2018 at 21:51

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Tuft & Needle or GTFO

Tekamul > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/29/2018 at 21:53

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Yeah definitely not the way I went.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Tekamul 03/29/2018 at 21:54

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Walmart Air Mattress?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > daender 03/29/2018 at 21:58

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My car doesn’t need any par..Ok wait that’s the wrong attitude around here

Tekamul > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/29/2018 at 21:59

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Ridiculous sleep number that cost me most of a car. But if it helps me sleep, it’s worth it.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Tekamul 03/29/2018 at 22:02

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Sleep Number? Watch out boys we got a High-Roller ovah here.

But I agree. Never skimp on Beds, Shoes, chairs, and tires.

Khalbali > Tekamul 03/29/2018 at 22:33

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I was a sleep number tech for a while last year lol, let me know if you have any issues. I still kinda want to get one as I have sleep issues also, but goddamn it was a terrible company to work for, I was so embarrassed by how bad our customer service was on beds that expensive. This was Chicago so maybe your area is better.

MrDakka > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/29/2018 at 23:48

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BF Goodrich g-force comp-2 a/s

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > MrDakka 03/30/2018 at 00:14

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Good Choice. I have been reading some very positive reviews.

CaptDale - is secretly British > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/30/2018 at 17:21

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I used mine to buy a motorcycle and gun parts

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/30/2018 at 17:23

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Pics or it didn’t happen (Motorcycle). Additionally, a review gets special internet points.

CaptDale - is secretly British > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/30/2018 at 17:30

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First

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KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > CaptDale - is secretly British 03/30/2018 at 17:31

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Ooh, that was you. OK I read all this, cool 

CaptDale - is secretly British > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/30/2018 at 17:33

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Yes that was me. Thanks I agree