"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
03/27/2018 at 13:17 • Filed to: None
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"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
03/27/2018 at 13:17 • Filed to: None | 2
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Seriously. Watch it. But watch it no earlier than midnight. This is probably the best thing Netflix had released, and the only movie I can remember in recent years that I watched alone at home and had me HOWLING. This is a movie where Marv from home alone gets his dick cut off (you see the dick fall out of his pants and onto the floor). There’s a running gag about Adam being Ders’s salvia dealer. Cameos include Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Mark Cuban, Donald Faison, Fred Armisten, and Joel McHale. Heads get blown up with C4. There’s an ass eating sub plot. Adam plays dead via autoerotic asphyxiation. A bad guy who fell out of a 9th floor window is described as “straight up spaghetti and meat sauce”. There’s a deli slicer kill.
My friend described it as so:
“Yeah, this is low, low, low, low brow in a way that makes most Adam Sandler comedies look like Shakespeare productions on PBS. Think Die Hard for stoners meets Troma.”
I love it.
Azrek
> Your boy, BJR
03/27/2018 at 13:36 |
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I wanted to like it...but it was one of those movies that started off serious and then just decided to be dumb and slapstick for no reason.
It took alot for me to finish it.
Not a Sunburst Miata
> Your boy, BJR
03/27/2018 at 13:37 |
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My roommate and I watched it this weekend and loved it. Has 21 Jump Street-esque vibes and is absolutely hilarious. The coming out scene had us dying of laughter
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Your boy, BJR
> Azrek
03/27/2018 at 13:52 |
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Not even 5 minutes in there was used condom jokes and references to Nickelodeon Gak. The aforementioned severed penis came in the first 20 minutes. Nothing about this movie was ever serious.
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Your boy, BJR
> Not a Sunburst Miata
03/27/2018 at 13:53 |
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This movie makes 21 Jump Street look like The Godfather Part 2.
Stapleface
> Your boy, BJR
03/27/2018 at 13:55 |
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I tried to watch this the other night. I got to about where bad guys showed up and shut it off bored.
CalzoneGolem
> Your boy, BJR
03/27/2018 at 14:01 |
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Think Die Hard for stoners meets Troma.
I’m sold.
sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> Your boy, BJR
03/27/2018 at 14:08 |
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Huh. I’ve been seeing the same trailer for it over and over again on Pandora, and the trailer makes it look absolutely terrible. Maybe I’ll have to give it a chance though.
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Azrek
> Your boy, BJR
03/27/2018 at 14:24 |
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You are right. But then the robbers appeared, folks were organized and professional. Then even the robbers broke into nonsense and assgrabbing almost immediately. I just shrugged at that point.
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Your boy, BJR
> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
03/27/2018 at 14:29 |
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I mean, if you have anything regarding “taste”, you’ll hate it. But if you enjoy the novelty of seeing the limits of trashy cinema pushed by a major media company and backed by a-listers, you’ll dig it.
Spanfeller is a twat
> Your boy, BJR
03/28/2018 at 03:58 |
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I watched it... it seems like a plot only a drunken man could imagine, online a guy high on weed could edit, and only a guy high on both plus a healthy amount of parental issues could direct.
Good times.