I am in Italy and have been in transit for over 16 hours, AMA [CRITICAL UPDATE]

Kinja'd!!! "ImmoralMinority" (araimondo)
03/25/2018 at 10:43 • Filed to: None

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View from my hotel window. I am beat.

They have Peroni in a can. Lo

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This, kind Oppo, is a people who have had a civilized nation for millennia, and leave learned what is important. This shit better be in the next trade bill.


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > ImmoralMinority
03/25/2018 at 10:49

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If you had to jump to escape from a hotel raid, which car or bike do you aim for?

Have you seen a buttload of Lancias yet? Italy loves their Lancias, even when nobody else does.


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > ImmoralMinority
03/25/2018 at 10:49

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How many Ferraris or Lamborghini’s have you seen so far? I heard they’re as common as Camrys over there. A friend of a guy told me once.


Kinja'd!!! nermal > ImmoralMinority
03/25/2018 at 10:52

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How has the food & drink been?

You should have had a chance to sample some pasta, wine, cappuccino, and tiramisu at this point. If not, go do so promptly and report back.


Kinja'd!!! InFierority Complex > Ash78, voting early and often
03/25/2018 at 11:02

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Checks out, there are two in this picture.


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > ImmoralMinority
03/25/2018 at 11:02

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What city?


Kinja'd!!! InFierority Complex > ImmoralMinority
03/25/2018 at 11:04

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What’s on the schedule for the rest of the day then? Acclimate and relax?


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > ImmoralMinority
03/25/2018 at 11:06

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Have you driven a MINI, stole a bunch of gold yet?


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > ImmoralMinority
03/25/2018 at 11:06

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Yay! Lancia and small European hatchbacks!


Kinja'd!!! BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > ImmoralMinority
03/25/2018 at 11:09

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If I asked nicely, would you squeeze one of the two Lancia Ypsilons in your carry on and send it to me pls?


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > ImmoralMinority
03/25/2018 at 11:11

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You see how bad they drive?

We drive worse


You see their literal highways between the airport and large cities? Really narrow and riddled with potholes?
Ours are worse


Have you seen very attractive police officers that throw cigarette butts and/or bubble gum to the road in their patrol cars?


yeah, we have that too, but our police is not attractive.


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
03/25/2018 at 11:24

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And get a To-Go on the way

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Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > ImmoralMinority
03/25/2018 at 12:04

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What’s your itinerary? I’m not sure if the Easter hoards are in town, but if NOT, I highly recommend some time in Assisi, the whole of Perugia is one of my favorite parts of the country...


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > Spanfeller is a twat
03/25/2018 at 12:08

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Somebody loooves Mexico today :P


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > Maxima Speed
03/25/2018 at 12:34

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Adherence to geographic features is stupid in my humble perspective.



Kinja'd!!! Wacko > ImmoralMinority
03/25/2018 at 13:01

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Small can or bigly hands?


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > Spanfeller is a twat
03/25/2018 at 13:31

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I don’t blame you, from the sounds of it I wouldn’t enjoy living there. Granted on our side of the border I’m sure there is plenty of sensationalism about how bad it is. Still it seems the city life is rough , no?


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > Maxima Speed
03/25/2018 at 13:51

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Well, yes its exaggerated, but we’re not exactly safe either. The US might be very dangerous but it’s significantly safer than Mexico except for some bubbles of safety like the nice neighborhoods and suburbs of the larger cities (Angeopolis, Pedregal, San Pedro, Puerta de Hierro, etc) and the touristic destinations.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > ImmoralMinority
03/25/2018 at 15:22

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Glad you all made it safely now go shower, shit and shave then get out there and eat, drink and be merry, as the old saying goes, ‘when in Rome, do as the Romans do’.

Check out the restaurant prices in the more central and touristy areas before you decide whether to stay, some charge a tourist tax. So ask the hotel concierge for recommendations.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > ImmoralMinority
03/25/2018 at 22:02

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Dig them scooters!