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Kinja'd!!! "KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt)
03/22/2018 at 23:13 • Filed to: Chevrolet, Corvette, Crack Pipe

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I WILL BLIND YOU WITH THE POWER OF A THOUSAND SUNS!

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Only $84,900 for this Crackpipe

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DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! NKato > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
03/22/2018 at 23:25

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This...this can’t be road-legal....is it?


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > NKato
03/22/2018 at 23:31

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Unfortunately it is. There’s no law against bad taste. I spotted one here in Dallas a while back, a C6.


Kinja'd!!! winterlegacy, here 'till the end > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
03/22/2018 at 23:34

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the great thing is that this is perfectly radar proof, not only does it reflect the radar beam but it also reflects a ray of sunlight directly back into the sensor, destroying both it and the officer holding it


Kinja'd!!! Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
03/22/2018 at 23:35

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American cars have always had a problem with too much chrome but this is Dubai levels.


Kinja'd!!! coqui70 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
03/22/2018 at 23:35

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Hot Wheels!


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
03/22/2018 at 23:41

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Needs more rivets.

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Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
03/22/2018 at 23:48

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I absolutely looove this.


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
03/23/2018 at 02:21

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I think you meant a thousand sins.


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > winterlegacy, here 'till the end
03/23/2018 at 08:09

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yeah no mythbusters busted that myth long ago, you can still get clocked with radar and laser in a chrome wrapped car

Edit: i just realized that may have been sarcasm, sorry, its too early


Kinja'd!!! winterlegacy, here 'till the end > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
03/23/2018 at 08:57

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yeah, it was sarcasm + joke. don’t worry, if i don’t have my morning caffeine hit i tend to say stupid things as well, lol


Kinja'd!!! Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Urambo Tauro
03/23/2018 at 20:45

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Love me some Gooney Bird. Esp with a polished finish.