"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
03/19/2018 at 13:12 • Filed to: This is probably why we're not trusted with nice things
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"DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time" (dc3ls-)
03/19/2018 at 13:12 • Filed to: This is probably why we're not trusted with nice things | 2
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So I was thinking, you know how pyramid schemes always promise you can make so much money you’ll be able to get rich selling snake oil on FaceBook? Well the people who start the pyramid scheme probably actually do get that rich that easily!
We have the perfect opportunity to do so! FP has been rapidly growing, so we come up with a line of bs automotive products. Then we get one of the FP authors to get in on the sha-bang and write a glowing article about it then we market the hell out of it on Kinja deals! 90% of the stuff on Kinja deals is random crap that has nothing to do with cars, so when we plaster our adds for light weight windshield washer fluid all over FP we’ll make a killing!
Edit: Not to mention we already have marketing gurus like Wobbles The Mind among us. I’m sure we have some accountants, or whatever, who can make sure this plot is successful!
MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
> DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
03/19/2018 at 13:29 |
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TheRevanchist
> DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
03/19/2018 at 13:41 |
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Pyramid of cars.
HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
> DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
03/19/2018 at 13:59 |
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Have you learned nothing?!:
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DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
> MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
03/19/2018 at 14:14 |
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God damn it. Why is every good idea already taken?
KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
> MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
03/19/2018 at 14:22 |
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Future next gen S2000 owner
> DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
03/19/2018 at 14:25 |
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As long as I’m at the top, I’m in.
FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
> DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
03/19/2018 at 15:11 |
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Did you ever see this? https://oppositelock.kinja.com/paging-dc3-ls-could-this-be-your-stolen-integra-1823492772
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DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
> FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
03/19/2018 at 15:27 |
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No, mine didn’t have a wing/spoiler on it.
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MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
> KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
03/19/2018 at 16:32 |
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Tapas
> DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
03/19/2018 at 17:38 |
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Okay first off, this needs to be a joke pyramid scheme. If it isn’t a joke, it isn’t legal.
Theres already a pretty awesome joke scam site http://kalecoauto.com
I suppose you’re wondering how someone can pyramidize this. You know, make a paradigm change on this business and synegize new revenue.
Well as it so happens, I can build that for you and your friends!
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