I had no idea this thing existed until today

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03/18/2018 at 13:32 • Filed to: Audi, Crossovers

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So even after reading the article I don’t understand why this needs to exist (Apart from $$$$!) when the Q7 is still here. At least it looks better than the Bucktooth X7, I guess.

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DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
03/18/2018 at 13:44

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Q8... Yet it’s low and long, like an A7. Yet the Q7 is bigly and big, like the A8. What the fuck.

Infinite variations of the Tiguan and Touregggggg is the name of the game I guess.


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
03/18/2018 at 13:58

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First it was the Bangle butt, now we have the van Hooydonk Bucktooth.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
03/18/2018 at 14:32

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They’re giving a giant SUV coupe-ish styling. All the proportions look off.

I don’t like it.


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > Tapas
03/18/2018 at 14:55

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I think it’s less painful looking than the velar...


Kinja'd!!! BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
03/18/2018 at 15:08

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Nice Passat


Kinja'd!!! FSI > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/18/2018 at 15:29

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Ehh, this looks like an Audi version of the Lamborghini Urus.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Spanfeller is a twat
03/18/2018 at 15:45

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I actually just saw one recently. I like how the Velar looks.

Like a full-size Range Rover was pushed out of a rectum and got its edges smoothed out in the process! lol


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > Tapas
03/18/2018 at 15:52

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I think the best looking suv is the range rover sport but the velar is wierd to my eyes... Like they chamfered too many of the edges...


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > FSI
03/18/2018 at 16:03

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The URUS is based on the Touregggg


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Spanfeller is a twat
03/18/2018 at 19:07

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I see what you mean.

It is uncannily smooth.


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > Tapas
03/18/2018 at 21:45

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Badly proportioned I’d say...