Help me, Oppo. The temptations... the URGES... they will not subside.

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03/18/2018 at 12:55 • Filed to: Well I had my doubts that he actually changed anyway

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Item #1: 5-door Corolla with a stick! Hnnnng..

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Item #2: White Camry V6 Koo-PAY!!!

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Item #3: facelifted Paseo!

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DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/18/2018 at 12:58

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Ooooh, we used to get those five door Corollas. Not with that front though.


Kinja'd!!! vicali > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/18/2018 at 13:07

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Remember those Corollas- waited in one at the mall once while the parents were inside; fun note- the electric sunroof will open without the keys but will not close.. Good thing it wasn’t raining.


Kinja'd!!! benjrblant > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/18/2018 at 13:09

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I vote 5-door Corolla.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/18/2018 at 13:22

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Go sit in the Lexus. It’ll pass.


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/18/2018 at 13:24

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I’ve discovered a 1G-GTE Soarer about to go to auction, with the reserve a whopping ¥4000, or about $38.00. The temptation is very strong.


Kinja'd!!! MINIGTI > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/18/2018 at 13:25

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A college friend of mine had the Nova version of that. Despite the fact that the trip odometer stopped working at 666 miles one day (and was promptly reset) and the water pump screeched when cold it was really pretty reliable. Of course that was 20 years ago.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Steve in Manhattan
03/18/2018 at 13:40

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That gen Camry (XV10) is probably one of the best — in terms of build quality — vehicles Toyota ever made. It was basically a 90's Lexus that was more affordable.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/18/2018 at 14:12

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At those prices, why not all 3?


Kinja'd!!! Chuckles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/18/2018 at 14:36

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A few nights ago, I was talking to my better half about flying from PA to the west coast, buying a car for less than $1500, and road tripping back home. She said that the idea sounded like a lot of fun.

Your post is doing nothing to dissuade me. I’d take any of those three.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/18/2018 at 15:17

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I would focus on other things like putting 22’s on the sport back.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/18/2018 at 16:39

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As you have seen in the photos I’ve posted, I see a lot of those Solaras on the island, and a lot of them when I go to DC/MD. Apparently you can’t kill them. And lots of the next gen convertible version in MD.


Kinja'd!!! BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/18/2018 at 17:10

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See what Luna likes, then go from there.


Kinja'd!!! Chuckles > Chuckles
03/18/2018 at 19:59

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Zoidberg, I think that you should buy one of these cars, and then when you inevitably grow tired of it I’ll buy it from you for my road trip.