The true test of maturity is

"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer) 03/18/2018 at 00:46 • Filed to: None

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if you can type drunk... if you can’t type drunk (even with help from autocorrect) then yuñre iyuseledewas

NKato > Spanfeller is a twat 03/18/2018 at 00:59

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I just had a nice stiff glass of my Canadian Combo (Costco-brand Canadian Whiskey with Canada Dry Ginger Ale, 50:50 split by volume), and did a test over at keyhero.com .

I nailed 120 WPM with 89% accuracy. Sober, I do 132WPM with 96% accuracy.

promoted by the color red > Spanfeller is a twat 03/18/2018 at 01:02

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I went to a bar with some work friends. Two glasses of the golden ale failed to convince me it was “green” so I had an additional “green” margarita, which kicked in after my roommate drove me home.

My social media posts suggest I’m more sober than I thought. Guess I’m not drunk enough.

Aremmes > Spanfeller is a twat 03/18/2018 at 01:03

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Fhqwhgads-like typing detected.

My bird IS the word > Spanfeller is a twat 03/18/2018 at 01:17

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Hey, whatd u call me bub? Your mom goes to college!

Ash78, voting early and often > Aremmes 03/18/2018 at 09:09

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Everybody to the (0.08%) limit!!

Spanfeller is a twat > NKato 03/18/2018 at 12:33

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Then you’re mature, congratulations!

Spanfeller is a twat > My bird IS the word 03/18/2018 at 13:39

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Wag wat

Spanfeller is a twat > promoted by the color red 03/18/2018 at 13:40

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Or mature-er....