"aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe" (emaxxbl) 03/16/2018 at 19:40 • Filed to: None

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BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 03/16/2018 at 19:48

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Urambo Tauro > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 03/16/2018 at 19:48

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Dammit I just had this open in another window, and was going to post it once I found the artist source. Welp, I guess that’s your job now haha.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 03/16/2018 at 19:52

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WeatherTech bro

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Urambo Tauro 03/16/2018 at 19:55

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 03/16/2018 at 20:01

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My wife...

“You could use my car for would and I could just take the Lexus.”

“Yeah, not a bad idea...”

[afternoon, after coming home from her friend’s house]

“Help me get these plants out of my car, please?”

“Oh, okay — Oh no...”

Literally 20 plants in pots throughout the car. Dirt everywhere. One spilled over and soaked the carpet in the front passenger footwell. Branches rubbing up against the headliner.

Yeah much less keen on the idea.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/16/2018 at 20:05

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rip space crab

nermal > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 03/16/2018 at 20:24

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That’s why you keep a cattle prod behind / under the seat. It is useful not only for snowy conditions, but also for whenever she puts her dirty-ass feet all over your nice clean dash.

Sure, you could talk about it like adults, and ask her nicely to knock the snow off her feet and keep them off the dash. Why do that when zapping is a better option?

Spanfeller is a twat > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 03/16/2018 at 21:06

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The first week I had the Kia I parked above a big puddle that I underestimated when I approached the car again... Lets just say I drove with my socks on and the shoes put tidily in a place where they didn’t wreck the carpets...