Cognitive dissonance

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 03/16/2018 at 09:05 • Filed to: None

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I live in the ghetto where my NB Miata is the nicest car around, now suddenly neighbors moved in with a blacked-out C-class and this whatever-the-hell is going on with this 1st-gen 300C. What.

Alternate title: “oh, look. Four dumpsters.”

Discerning > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/16/2018 at 09:10

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The alternative title made me chuckle.

CalzoneGolem > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/16/2018 at 09:12

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Are you one of the dumpsters?

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Discerning 03/16/2018 at 09:12

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Friends: “Despite being broken I’d drive the Jag out of all of those.”

Me: “I’d drive the dumpster.”

Ash78, voting early and often > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/16/2018 at 09:14

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Nice cars in the hood is like a cliche. Usually two answers:

1. Priorities: Spent all my money on car

2. Business sense: Gotta live near my customers

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > CalzoneGolem 03/16/2018 at 09:15

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Ye

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Ash78, voting early and often 03/16/2018 at 09:16

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It’s actually #2. The Merc has a firefighter plate on it and we’re half a block from a fire station, ambulance garage, hospital, and some other city utility-stuff like that.

Ash78, voting early and often > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/16/2018 at 09:18

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OK, so the good kind of customers. What a relief!

nermal > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/16/2018 at 10:08

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Great news! Now you don’t have to go as far to get your illegal drugs.

DipodomysDeserti > Ash78, voting early and often 03/16/2018 at 10:10

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3. Used Mercedes and Chryslers with salvage titles are dirt cheap.

Long-Voyager > Ash78, voting early and often 03/16/2018 at 10:16

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3. Paid for by our money.

Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Ash78, voting early and often 03/16/2018 at 10:27

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Yeah not the customers I imagined lol.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 03/16/2018 at 11:19

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Dug money? I’m guessing drug money.

Rico > Ash78, voting early and often 03/16/2018 at 11:52

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Yeah those were two shitty assumptions my dude.

Ash78, voting early and often > Rico 03/16/2018 at 11:54

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They were jokes. Well, the second one was.

Most of the people who visit our church food pantry have nicer cars than I do, so you can’t tell me people’s priorities aren’t all different.

Rico > Ash78, voting early and often 03/16/2018 at 11:57

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Yeah that’s a fact. I’m just breaking your balls here for the most part because you are one of my favorite Opponauts.

Ash78, voting early and often > Rico 03/16/2018 at 12:05

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No worries — subtlety is usually lost on the web.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > BaconSandwich is tasty. 03/16/2018 at 12:41

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The benz has a firefighter plate on it, which makes sense cus there’s a fire station just down the street.