The Perfect Spec

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03/15/2018 at 18:20 • Filed to: unnecessary car shopping with E90M3

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This Mercedes-AMG E63s is pretty much how I’d option one. Boring but sinister black paint, subtle wheels, and a complete and total lack of carbon fiber accents. Debadge it and only car people would be able to tell the difference between this and a normal black E-Class.

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The interior is truly what makes this car stand apart from most E63's. It’s tan, not black, and it has wood trim, not the tacky carbon fiber. This is a midsize luxury sedan that weights over 2 tons, no amount of carbon fiber is going to convince me it’s some sports car. Plus the options this car has almost all ones I’d want: AMG Performance exhaust, Panorama sunroof, massaging seats, heated rear seats, rear side airbags, the AMG Premium package, and the Warmth and Comfort package.

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Anyone have $116,935 they want to give me?

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Notice the Special Order charge under the Optional Equipment list.

Link to the posting on the dealer’s website here.


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
03/15/2018 at 18:27

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Needs moar D-pillar :)


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
03/15/2018 at 18:28

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I’d option it as a wagon and in a lighter color. But yes.


Kinja'd!!! CB > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
03/15/2018 at 18:32

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I like it. It’s pretty close to how I’d spec one.


Kinja'd!!! dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
03/15/2018 at 18:33

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If you hadn’t noticed, I have a thing for black luxury sedans.

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Plus it’d round out the trifecta (FWD, RWD, AWD and 4, 6, and 8 cylinders)


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars
03/15/2018 at 18:33

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Wagon, Piedmont Green Metallic, debadged completely, and loaded up. Mine stickers for $116,735.


Kinja'd!!! Saracen > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
03/15/2018 at 18:48

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Mine would be wagon, gray, black or brown leather, black forged wheels, performance seats, black ash wood trim, AMG night package.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
03/15/2018 at 19:01

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“ Panorama sunroof, massaging seats, heated rear seats, rear side airbags, the AMG Premium package, and the Warmth and Comfort package”

Well at least they’re not pretending it’s a focused sport sedan anymore with this list of creature comforts.


Kinja'd!!! dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/15/2018 at 19:25

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exactly, it’s designed to go extremely fast in a straight line and can handle a back road well, but not pretending to be some track racer.


Kinja'd!!! xc90v8/I4 :( > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
03/15/2018 at 19:30

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LUXURY sedans and you post a Honda?

I mean I like it but that’s a bit of stretch.


Kinja'd!!! dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > xc90v8/I4 :(
03/15/2018 at 20:01

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in America (overseas its sold as a Honda Accord, yes) it’s sold as an Acura, a premium/luxury car. But it’s certainly nicer than “normal” small cars, so I’d say it’s at least premium if not full out luxury (even if it was similarly priced, better equipped, and as quick as the competition from Mercedes, BMW, Audi, Volvo, etc)


Kinja'd!!! average user > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
03/15/2018 at 20:32

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I am sure modern day Mercedes are great. As someone who got burned (roasted really) by my old Daimler Chrysler era C class back in the day I won’t touch it with a 10 foot pole. But one of my biggest peeves of modern Mercedes cars is the design. I HATE the mandatory “sporty grill” on the E and C class. What happened to subtlety? What happened to the era when your W124 E500 can kill most cars on the drag strip and still look like a E200 German taxi? Why must a Sedan get a dinner plate sized 3 point star?


Kinja'd!!! Renescent > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
03/15/2018 at 20:33

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605/627 and you say it’s not going to convince you it’s some sports car... GTFOH with that; you know it has a Drift Mode right? ;-)


Kinja'd!!! Renescent > Renescent
03/15/2018 at 20:48

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Chris Harris - E63 S AMG


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
03/15/2018 at 20:54

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“Debadge it and only car people would be able to tell the difference between this and a normal black E-Class.”

To be fair, non-car people couldn’t tell the difference between a Chrysler 200 and a Mercedes E-Class. My mom and my brothers routinely say, I saw a really nice looking car today, it looked like a luxury or sports car. Me: “oh really what was the brand”, Mom: “I’m not sure, it was a really pretty blue color”, Me: “two doors or four?”. Mom: “I’m not sure, it was really new and kinda boxy”.

I don’t blame them, it’s like if I was trying to describe somebody’s jacket to my mom with out any knowledge of clothing. It’s always hilarious and I get a kick out of trying to find out what car they saw by the description. It’s usually a combination of asking the right questions and showing them pictures of various ideas.


Kinja'd!!! Liam Farrell > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
03/15/2018 at 21:20

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Cannonball!


Kinja'd!!! dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > Maxima Speed
03/15/2018 at 21:37

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that’s very true, they just see the badge and see nice car


Kinja'd!!! dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > Renescent
03/15/2018 at 21:40

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it’s a sporty sedan, but not a sports car. It weighs more than 2 tons. It certainly can go fast and corner better than it has any right to, but it’s not designed to be a track king, if that makes sense


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
03/16/2018 at 00:01

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We’re working on getting a wagon custom ordered for a good customer. He currently drives a 212 E63 wagon.


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
03/16/2018 at 11:39

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There’s one option that I need: it’s called the wagon.