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Sitting on my back porch with a beer and a cigar enjoying a nice warm almost-spring night.
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Made pizza from scratch with the wife, we’re chilling with our 3 cats and assorted alcohol and ice cream is happening at the moment.
(Yes yes all of it is vegan.)
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Aw man now you made me hungry
![]() 03/09/2018 at 21:09 |
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Mine was not. I had Kraft mac and cheese, hot dogs, and Bud Light.
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Good watching yesterday’s Critical Role with the wife and we planned going to a local concert tomorrow.
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Tried to find friends to hang out with. No dice
Tried to sneak in to Texas Roadhouse for a steak. 75+ minute wait
Now I’m just waiting on my sushi to-go order, then it’s back home for more Battlefield I guess
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I got in an argument with my daughter and called her “young lady.” I am officially an old man.
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I used to cut up hot dogs and mix them in kraft Mac and cheese and drink bud light with it too back in my single days. I do kinda miss that.
![]() 03/09/2018 at 21:20 |
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Oh and yr still dead to me, you pear hatin’ Sonuvabitch
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PEARS ARE AN ABOMINATION. STOP MAKING EXCUSES FOR THEM.
![]() 03/09/2018 at 21:28 |
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I don’t have kids, but I can confirm I would be that Dad.
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I’m married and 42. I have no excuse. But I’m not sorry, it was magnificent.
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No pears are great and you know it. You refuse to acknowledge though your true feelings show through in ALL CAPS
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Battlefield I am jelly. My computer caanot handle that and sometimes it doesn’t read my video card. I think I am going to spend my money on a beater to do stupid things with instead of a new computer build.
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BF1 on XBox.
![]() 03/09/2018 at 21:42 |
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Trying to figure out wtf this car is after picking my daughter up from school
. Does anyone know?
![]() 03/09/2018 at 21:44 |
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Pears are like apples with sand in them. Disgusting.
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Apples are pears that didn’t apply themselves in college
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My wife killed her ‘00 Explorer today. Blew the head gasket to hell and gone. We really do not have the $$$ to replace it. I’m drinking all the beer tonight.
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“Applying yourself” is clearly your codeword for “containing sand”. In that case, I’m glad apples didn’t “apply themselves”.
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Oof. That sucks. I’ll drink one to commemorate your fallen.