Sage Words Of Automotive Advice

"G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman) 03/08/2018 at 22:54 • Filed to: None

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If you wanna do something messy and regrettable, you’d be better off taking a shit in a public shower and waffle-stomping it through the drain than financing a Jeep Patriot for 84 months.

CB > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 03/08/2018 at 22:57

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Sound advice. Odd and obscene advice, but sound advice.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 03/08/2018 at 23:03

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If you’re going to finance something for 84 months it better get you a degree.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 03/08/2018 at 23:06

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84 Months? Those are rookie numbers, 96 months is where it’s at

CB > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/08/2018 at 23:09

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I got lucky with my degree only having 48 month financing.

Spanfeller is a twat > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 03/08/2018 at 23:09

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Could be worse... It could’ve been a dodgr nitro

fintail > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/08/2018 at 23:11

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I like the 180 month financing options on boats and RVs.

CB > fintail 03/08/2018 at 23:19

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Fun fact: “boat” is an old Greek word that means “hole in the water you throw money into”.

(Probably not true)

AestheticsInMotion > Spanfeller is a twat 03/08/2018 at 23:22

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We don’t speak that name around these parts

Dusty Ventures > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 03/08/2018 at 23:24

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You’d be better off taking a shit in a public shower and waffle-stomping it through the drain than financing any car for 84 months.

shop-teacher > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 03/08/2018 at 23:26

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Sounds about right.

AestheticsInMotion > Dusty Ventures 03/08/2018 at 23:30

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If someone offered me a low interest rate, low monthly payment 84 month lease on an NSX I’d be all over that....

fintail > CB 03/08/2018 at 23:33

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I think it could be.

The two happiest days in a boat owners life: the day he buys the boat, and the day he sells the boat.

PS9 > Dusty Ventures 03/08/2018 at 23:40

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What if its a Ferrari superfast with a 1 of 1 manual option?

vicali > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 03/08/2018 at 23:44

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http://www.dictionary.com/browse/eloquent

TFSIVTEC drivesavolvo > Dusty Ventures 03/08/2018 at 23:54

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Full size truck with V8, 4X4, Manual?

2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 03/09/2018 at 00:07

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The fact that the Patriot is a car still is a sign that God doesn’t exist.

Notto mention it’s practically unchanged for far too long

for Michigan > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 03/09/2018 at 06:35

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A kid at work recently bought a used Patriot, then proceeded to mock the new Renegade for not being a real Jeep…

Long-Voyager > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 03/09/2018 at 07:12

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Counterpoint:

If you’re financing a Jeep Patriot at all, you’ll be happy when it all ends.

Long-Voyager > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/09/2018 at 07:13

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At least having the car can get me a job..........

Long-Voyager > AestheticsInMotion 03/09/2018 at 07:13

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DODGE NITRO

DODGE NITRO

DODGE NITRO

DODGE NITRO

!

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CB 03/09/2018 at 07:54

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Break Out Another Thousand

BigBlock440 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/09/2018 at 08:09

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Nah, degrees are on the 120 month plan

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Long-Voyager 03/09/2018 at 09:37

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That’s true. I know a kid with a very specific botany degree that he spent 6 or 7 years getting. Unfortunately that field isn’t ever large and so he’s been working at a gas station for 8 years. The same one I got a GED to work at.