Step Right Up and Get Your Authorship Here!

"Party-vi" (party-vi)
03/07/2018 at 13:00 • Filed to: #ClubOpenings, Shit show seeking applicants

Meh-mbership Drive

HEAR THEE HEAR THEE, UNWASHED MASSES AND PEOPLE THAT USE THE V6 MUSTANG AS A STANDARD OF MONETARY MEASUREMENT:

Do you read Oppositelock? Do you think we’re all hacks and you could do better, if only they would publish my unhinged ramblings about Yugo’s missed opportunities in the US after the second Bush administration ? Well wonder no-more! If you can fog a mirror, have appendages for typing, or need an outlet for all that pent-up automotive minutiae you’ve amassed over the years, comment on this post for authorship privileges. One of the Kinja Stasi friendly neighborhood Mods will review your commenting history and, provided you aren’t a lizard person or general terrible human being, grant you authorship.

balls-to-the-wall action!

We have rules. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Hold them close and whisper sweet nothings to them.

DISCUSSION (100)

CB > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:02

Is this where we renew our Oppositelock Platinum memberships?

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:03

“PEOPLE THAT USE THE V6 MUSTANG AS A STANDARD OF MONETARY MEASUREMENT”

Yes, hi, I’m here.

lone_liberal > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:03

The fact that I have authorship proves that standards are pretty much nonexistent so don’t be shy!

Ash78, voting early and often > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:04

Please direct all Oppo Gold inquiries to RoyWort@cotomersevis.brefissscotch.net

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > CB
03/07/2018 at 13:04

No, this is where we come for chicken parm content.

Yes.

TheHondaBro > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:06

hi fren i need oppoship pls

benjrblant > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
03/07/2018 at 13:06

Not the Twingo?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:08

I will pay YOU, yes YOU in special edition Commemorative Wakandan Vibranium Coins and offer 1 ride round the block in my flying car.

Kinja'd!!!

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > benjrblant
03/07/2018 at 13:08

We use the Twingo for...uh...other things.

Kinja'd!!!

Except for defense. See how easily they surrender?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:12

well hell... i’ll sign up... i’ll be mostly quiet... weekends could be fun :)

Nibby > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:12

hold me forever

Party-vi > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
03/07/2018 at 13:12

Kinja'd!!!

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:13

cna i b mod pls

LOREM IPSUM > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
03/07/2018 at 13:14

Can we discuss chicken parm please. Probably my favorite parm, though veal is tough to beat. A good eggplant parm too. Mmmm.

Screw cars. Gimme da mozz!

Party-vi > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
03/07/2018 at 13:14

Mods are not made . They’re born .

No.

Party-vi > Nibby
03/07/2018 at 13:14

I’ll hold you like a passed out southern frat boy holds dip in his mouth; until I wake up.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:15

They let me post here and I’m basically a butthole that learned how to make mouth sounds.

Nibby > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:15

ok i regret typing that

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > LOREM IPSUM
03/07/2018 at 13:15

We can discuss it , sure, but only if you provide an SR20.

All parm is good parm.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Ash78, voting early and often
03/07/2018 at 13:16

I miss the old cotomer sevis. All those lost sales.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:16

If they let me in, they will let you into.

For Sweden > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:16

Remember, being an author at Oppositelock is a prerequisite from being banned from Oppositelock.

For Sweden > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:17

omg

Party-vi > Nibby
03/07/2018 at 13:18

shhhh my sweet. The sun shall rise soon.

Nibby > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:19

LOREM IPSUM > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
03/07/2018 at 13:21

I traded all of my SR20 for 4C seasoned breadcrumbs though!

EngineerWithTools > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:21

Count me in!

Wait. Kinja Stasi? Does that mean we get Fiats? Errrrrrr, Ladas?

(Edited for Kinja vs Kinda, because... Kinja. Kinda.)

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:22

hi pls unban me tank you

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:22

*raises hand* OOH PICK ME CAN I DO THE WRITING HERE?

diplodicus forgot his password > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:23

Ya sure sign me up

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:24

How can the chicken parm be real if our mouths aren’t real?

#JaydenSmith

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:25

That unit of measurement is being phased out, going to have to start using EcoBoost Mustangs

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:25

Your parents technically made you

Party-vi > diplodicus forgot his password
03/07/2018 at 13:25

Added’d

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > LOREM IPSUM
03/07/2018 at 13:26

Basically if it’s not a fruit or candy it’s delicious cooked in red sauce and cheese

Party-vi > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
03/07/2018 at 13:26

ok mom

Party-vi > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
03/07/2018 at 13:27

literally unbannable <3

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > benjrblant
03/07/2018 at 13:27

No, cause that’s like giving totals in cents instead of dollars. While technically correct, it’s just not right

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
03/07/2018 at 13:27

I miss regular brefas scotch references.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
03/07/2018 at 13:28

Didn’t we ban you once already?

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:29

Would you like a story of the night you were made?

Party-vi > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
03/07/2018 at 13:29

I don’t trust this account, but you’re in because I do this for free.

Party-vi > EngineerWithTools
03/07/2018 at 13:29

Added boi.

Chariotoflove > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:31

I thought we are all hacks.

Also, when did Oppo become anti-lizard person ?

Party-vi > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
03/07/2018 at 13:31

How many times can you hear about an empty bottle of Wild Turkey and the worn out leaf springs on a Gran Torino before it gets boring? Because we’re there already.

Party-vi > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
03/07/2018 at 13:33

Bingo bango done.

Party-vi > Chariotoflove
03/07/2018 at 13:33

Lizard people don’t exist so we can’t be anti-lizard people

>.>

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:34

thank you very much :) i’ll try to behave meself

Chariotoflove > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:37

Sweet irony from the author of parmgate.

Just because you can’t see them...

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
03/07/2018 at 13:39

sorta related

merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:40

Id like to take a turn at authoring.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:41

COTD

So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:42

I wouldn’t mind sharing my poor automotive life choices and extraordinarily detailed pot-hole rating system, sign me up!

ttyymmnn > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:43

Can we request that somebody’s authorship be taken away?

Kinja'd!!!

Party-vi > merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc
03/07/2018 at 13:43

Boosh. Added.

itschrome > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:45

Can I trade my current authorship in for a newer shiny one? this one has spaghetti O’s all over it..

Party-vi > ttyymmnn
03/07/2018 at 13:46

Here you go

Party-vi > itschrome
03/07/2018 at 13:47

You can clean your authorship with light circular buffing and soft tittering.

xyzabc > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 13:51

Is there a secret hand shake involved?

Party-vi > xyzabc
03/07/2018 at 13:58

Kinja'd!!!

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/07/2018 at 14:00

You cannae stop the clan Dildertits, lad

itschrome > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 14:01

tried that, got the worst Genie ever.

Schaef_Camaero Z/28 > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 14:02

Hey why not.

I might be able to come up with some Camaro or Saabaru content, eventually..

Party-vi > Schaef_Camaero Z/28
03/07/2018 at 14:04

doneski

AuthiCooper1300 > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 14:12

Should I ask for authorship? It’s cosy in here, lurking in the shadows.

3point8isgreat > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 14:14

Oh hey! I’ve been pondering this as a fun thing that could be done.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 14:14

You are now moderator of /r/for_sweden

Kyru Galaga > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 14:15

What if I said, pretty please. Ive noticed a void of airbrake related content I could possibly help fill.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
03/07/2018 at 14:20

Oh, we most certainly can.

GordonBombay > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 14:27

Kinja'd!!!

Party-vi > GordonBombay
03/07/2018 at 14:31

done!

Party-vi > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
03/07/2018 at 14:32

FUCKING FINALLY

Party-vi > 3point8isgreat
03/07/2018 at 14:32

Ponder no more - added.

Party-vi > AuthiCooper1300
03/07/2018 at 14:33

TOO BAD YOU’RE IN

Party-vi > Kyru Galaga
03/07/2018 at 14:33

Behave yourself with your airbrakeness. Added.

Cash Rewards > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 14:35

OPPO excludes lizard people now!?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 14:35

Thank you! And fear not, friend for I am a Wakandan prince, not Nigerian

scoob > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 14:36

AuthiCooper1300 > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 14:37

Much obliged, oh Master! I hope I shall forever be worthy of such undeserved honour & lofty position.

(etc)

(thank you)

Party-vi > Cash Rewards
03/07/2018 at 14:37

This has been discussed previously. Lizard people do not exist therefore we cannot exclude them.

<.<

Party-vi > scoob
03/07/2018 at 14:38

Party-vi > AuthiCooper1300
03/07/2018 at 14:39

Simmer down. It’s less “loft” and more “studio”

facw > itschrome
03/07/2018 at 14:41

That’s why I keep spare authorship in my notifications:

Kinja'd!!!

(also because Kinja is broken)

scoob > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 14:43

Party-vi > scoob
03/07/2018 at 14:46

TheRevanchist > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 14:50

At some point of repeatedly asking for authorship, I just become pathetic. More pathetic than normal, but whatever. I have no pride to keep. So, any chance of us hooking up? Oppo and me in a relationship of some kind, like Benny and Joon?

If my resume is my profile , just ignore the ones I do on Gawrker . And just ignore me on Twitter , because I say nothing useful there, as well.

Party-vi > TheRevanchist
03/07/2018 at 14:52

Added. Don’t break anything.

Eury - AFRICA TWIN!!!!!!! > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 14:55

I’ve been very good this year...

Party-vi > Eury - AFRICA TWIN!!!!!!!
03/07/2018 at 14:58

Well now you have to be good forever because you’re added!

xyzabc > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 14:59

Great news!

Kinja'd!!!

scoob > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 15:00

Mid Engine > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 15:02

I sold my wife’s Prius and bought a Tacoma, I’ve done the world an immense favor

TheRevanchist > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 15:04

I don’t try to break things. Think of me like an episode of I Love Lucy, and you’ll understand how things get borked.

Party-vi > Mid Engine
03/07/2018 at 15:06

Incorrect - you’ve spread the virus of Prius ownership to another person, and unforgivable act. Welcome aboard.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/07/2018 at 15:16

Now is the time for the legendary Vajazzle wit to tear him to ribbons!

.... please like me...

Party-vi > xyzabc
03/07/2018 at 15:20

Added.

Party-vi > Chariotoflove
03/07/2018 at 15:22

this comment has been flagged for removal because reasons

nj959 > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 15:30

I would love to be able to post about my boring Jeep!

Party-vi > nj959
03/07/2018 at 15:31

Jeeps are verboten. lol JK you’re in.

Dogsatemypants > Party-vi
03/07/2018 at 15:43

Reformed lizard person requesting the power to shitpost. You can look forward to me complaining about the people I interact with. Stuff about wagons. Calling working on classic vw’s doing butt stuff to the bug/vanagon. And whatever random bs i feel like being talked to/at about.